Son, you'll never get far, I'll tell you the reason if you want to know, 'cause child of mine, there
listen up, jerks! the last two pages of this paper are proving difficult, so my ass is taking a break, AND YOU GET TO REAP THE REWARDS!!! AMAZING!! how are you all? there's been a surprisingly minimal amount of (open) freaking out over finals, which im happy to see. a lot of you are done with your undergrad education in a week, whats that like? im pretty sure im gonna be here forever, try not to forget me. and good luck to those i'll never speak to again. nice knowing you.
my immediate past: thursday i worked all afternoon til 4ish, then al and i got to work. then i went and took my lab final. then it was time for the usual thursday routine +1 pitcher. i know, we're crazy. got back here and food happened, then i passed out. so did al apparently, which is news to me. anyway yesterday i got smarter then i went over to grams and pap's to help him turn the soil over for his tomatoes. fuckin' 90 year old man out working in his garden, unbelievable. anyway he reaffirmed my correctness in wanting to get a back piece done for them. i called grams to say i was coming and she goes oh good hurry up, he's been out on the porch pacing all morning he's so excited. which is just unreal to me. i could kill a guy and they'd still think i was the reincarnation of christ. i could give two shits about what happens to me once im dead, but those two genuinely deserve to be in heaven, so i think i'll believe in it for their sake. anyway i helped him prep his dirt and trim a bush. which, coincidentally, i did an amazing job on... just ask him. then i got fed and he gave me some bucks. i tried to argue but alas! in vain.
then we just chilled at home and it was kind of sweet. oh i forgot. since i've been about due, i got myself a ticket for street cleaning on wednesday AT 10:52 PM??? i just noticed that, i wonder if i can talk my way out of this now. yeah right im too lazy. its a sad state of affairs when i'll pay 15 bucks to not spend a few hours on the phone. talked to krista for the first time in months, that was a good thing. oh yeah. i've narrowed down my fave dave thing (you like that little rhyme? admit it..) to two step, typical situation and big eyed fish. i guess i have til midnight to decide. im kind of hesitant to go with two step since everyone loves that song. i never realized til i started talking about this idea and everyone was like 'ooh two step!!'. typical situation is good as hell, but AAAAHHHH. harder than it seems, believe me.
i need to start studying now. here's to four years of college down the shitter.
-peace kids
my immediate past: thursday i worked all afternoon til 4ish, then al and i got to work. then i went and took my lab final. then it was time for the usual thursday routine +1 pitcher. i know, we're crazy. got back here and food happened, then i passed out. so did al apparently, which is news to me. anyway yesterday i got smarter then i went over to grams and pap's to help him turn the soil over for his tomatoes. fuckin' 90 year old man out working in his garden, unbelievable. anyway he reaffirmed my correctness in wanting to get a back piece done for them. i called grams to say i was coming and she goes oh good hurry up, he's been out on the porch pacing all morning he's so excited. which is just unreal to me. i could kill a guy and they'd still think i was the reincarnation of christ. i could give two shits about what happens to me once im dead, but those two genuinely deserve to be in heaven, so i think i'll believe in it for their sake. anyway i helped him prep his dirt and trim a bush. which, coincidentally, i did an amazing job on... just ask him. then i got fed and he gave me some bucks. i tried to argue but alas! in vain.
then we just chilled at home and it was kind of sweet. oh i forgot. since i've been about due, i got myself a ticket for street cleaning on wednesday AT 10:52 PM??? i just noticed that, i wonder if i can talk my way out of this now. yeah right im too lazy. its a sad state of affairs when i'll pay 15 bucks to not spend a few hours on the phone. talked to krista for the first time in months, that was a good thing. oh yeah. i've narrowed down my fave dave thing (you like that little rhyme? admit it..) to two step, typical situation and big eyed fish. i guess i have til midnight to decide. im kind of hesitant to go with two step since everyone loves that song. i never realized til i started talking about this idea and everyone was like 'ooh two step!!'. typical situation is good as hell, but AAAAHHHH. harder than it seems, believe me.
i need to start studying now. here's to four years of college down the shitter.
-peace kids