Hmm, in a haiku moment here...

[foreverparadox]

Analytical
My nature is to build up
What does not exist.

Philosophers beg
to differ on just one thing:
paper or plastic.

Me llamo Adan
Escribo en espanol.
Que original!

Apple bottom jeans
Boots with the fur, the whole crowd
was lookin at her.

I wish I had more
intriguing subject matter
but it's a weekday.