Music Fans Are Blind
I've been wondering about something for a while now, maybe you know the answer. Why exactly is Paris Hilton a celebrity? What has she actually DONE to make millions of jealous little girls and horny little boys like her so much? She's not an actress, she's not a musician, she's not even PRETTY. She's just dumb as a post, a rich spoiled heiress who looks like a cheap stripper. That's right, my friends, a stripper. And strippers don't get adored by anyone except their "clients," and that's only for however long the money lasts. The record contract I can let slide, because that is a damn fine auto-tuning job. But I digress from my point. My question isn't why people worship her--I know it's because society can be tricked into anything. My question is why the hell do people even know about her when she's done absolutely nothing her entire life? Just a question.