All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Dec 01, 2005 15:56

I think I lost my will to write...I am lacking in inspiration when it comes to this journal. Im super busy which is part of the problem but some may ask..what are you busy with?! I mean I do go to school for the entire day but I dont work and never have an ounce of homework and dont even really watch t.v. Seriously where does my day go??

This is a list that I have been compiling since my first day riding the bus to Lane. I have always meant to post it, but never got around to it.

You know you live in Eugene/go to LCC when...
-You forget how to drive cause the cool thing to do is ride the bus
-When you drive you have panic attacks about hitting pedestrians (there are none in salem, i swear)
-You find ways to avoid Kinsrow/Commons Dr because of the 500 near accidents each day
-When riding the bus you find yourself searching for good places for bums to live
-You start noticing random things in windows while riding the bus
-The bums wear nicer clothes than you do
-The bums are creative "Hungry Hungry Hobos" (Sam and Cin)
-Everyone has REAL dreadlocks, the kind that have bugs crawling out of them
-You begin to wonder if you smell like the rest of the Eugene population (think soap phobia)
-You see signs that say "Say you are sorry" "Hug the sky" "No War" "Peace"
-You see a GIANT lighted peace sign along the freeway
-Your apartment smells like marijuana and you swear you don't smoke it
-Walking out of class you hear a man playing his guitar and singing a song from the hippie era
-You hear Native American drumming outside of the center building at LCC
-You catch yourself experimenting with natural foods
-Peoples houses are painted green and yellow
-EVERYONE has 3 children and yet they are only 18 (this applies to LCC)
-ROLLING BACKPACKS
-You are 1 out of 3 people in all of Eugene that is not a liberal
-You see people actually hug trees.

There you have it. With all of these things in mind I must say, my heart still belongs to Eugene. I LOVE THIS PLACE.

Love,
me

P.S. CHRISTMAS IS COMING!!! Its the only holiday where I would like to rent a boyfriend. But, its ok, I have Samantha who shares my enthusiasm and will be better than a boyfriend! :)
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