i love you, Mitch

[forevermelody]

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
  - Mitch Hedberg

Comments

[joselynann]

and that, ladies and gentlemen is what the Beatles do you you.

And one of the reasons I love melody.

[op_lattethunder]

That is my favorite Mitch quote.