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There once was a girl named Meely Kaury. She was a very nice, intelligent girl, with the coolest friends. She helped out the environment, voluntered her time at a local retirement home, and never did drugs.
Now one day, while on her way to church, Meely Kaury got hungry. She decided to stop for a bite to eat at Taco Bell. Well after she scarfed down a quick burrito and 7UP, she proceded to go praise the Almighty God.
When she got there, she felt a rumbling in her stomache.
"Oopes!", she said, "I think that burrito's getting to me. Ha ha ha."
And so she went to the bathroom.
And sang a song of worship.
Little did she know, there was an unsuspecting preditor waiting for her in the ladies room.
This nasty vilian was Missy Noonan, on the run for about 20 years. She's the nastiest they come, and known for her multipul bathroom killings.
Innocent little Meely just laughed, not knowing what was in store for her, as Missy removed her headband preparing to kill, once again.
Kaury laughed harder, thinking about what the priest would say if he knew she was skipping church to go poo. The killer is about ready to strike. OH NO! Run Meely, RUN!!
Meely gasps in horror. There's nothing she can do, she knows she's a gonner.
Missy giggles guiltlessly, as Meely Kaury struggles to break free from this blasphemers hands. But there is no hope.
Meely now sees the light. She's gone forever, and will be sorely missed.
Is it not bad enough, that the evil villian has just taken a life? Must she steal too? But yes, she must, to feed her horrible addiction.
Missy smiles gaily, she has what she wanted.
What's that? Someone's coming?? QUICK! To the door!!
She escaped, just in the knick of time.
"My love! You waited! I'm sorry I took so long." said Missy excitedly.
The killer eagerly punched in D4, the number of her favorite Pepsi product: Apple Juice.
SATISFACTION. Yet another innocent civilian has died, all because of a nasty addiction to Pepsi-Cola. My God, what has this world come to? Is anybody safe?
THE END
Special thanks to Keely Maury, who died during the making of this thing. We love you Keely. And to Missy Noonan, who owe's me a dollar.
and now some more...
Don't do drugs.
They made Keely do this.
And now she's this. It's rather sad...
...but at least she's not this.
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There once was a girl named Meely Kaury. She was a very nice, intelligent girl, with the coolest friends. She helped out the environment, voluntered her time at a local retirement home, and never did drugs.
Now one day, while on her way to church, Meely Kaury got hungry. She decided to stop for a bite to eat at Taco Bell. Well after she scarfed down a quick burrito and 7UP, she proceded to go praise the Almighty God.
When she got there, she felt a rumbling in her stomache.
"Oopes!", she said, "I think that burrito's getting to me. Ha ha ha."
And so she went to the bathroom.
And sang a song of worship.
Little did she know, there was an unsuspecting preditor waiting for her in the ladies room.
This nasty vilian was Missy Noonan, on the run for about 20 years. She's the nastiest they come, and known for her multipul bathroom killings.
Innocent little Meely just laughed, not knowing what was in store for her, as Missy removed her headband preparing to kill, once again.
Kaury laughed harder, thinking about what the priest would say if he knew she was skipping church to go poo. The killer is about ready to strike. OH NO! Run Meely, RUN!!
Meely gasps in horror. There's nothing she can do, she knows she's a gonner.
Missy giggles guiltlessly, as Meely Kaury struggles to break free from this blasphemers hands. But there is no hope.
Meely now sees the light. She's gone forever, and will be sorely missed.
Is it not bad enough, that the evil villian has just taken a life? Must she steal too? But yes, she must, to feed her horrible addiction.
Missy smiles gaily, she has what she wanted.
What's that? Someone's coming?? QUICK! To the door!!
She escaped, just in the knick of time.
"My love! You waited! I'm sorry I took so long." said Missy excitedly.
The killer eagerly punched in D4, the number of her favorite Pepsi product: Apple Juice.
SATISFACTION. Yet another innocent civilian has died, all because of a nasty addiction to Pepsi-Cola. My God, what has this world come to? Is anybody safe?
THE END
Special thanks to Keely Maury, who died during the making of this thing. We love you Keely. And to Missy Noonan, who owe's me a dollar.
and now some more...
Don't do drugs.
They made Keely do this.
And now she's this. It's rather sad...
...but at least she's not this.