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this is from MYRA'S livejournal cuz im too lazyyyyyy (so mOIra wrote it all):
Saturday + Sunday + Monday + Tuesday + Wednesday(Today) = Shooo much fun with Narmeen
*okay, first of all Narmeen moved into a new BIG ASS house with 6 BEDROOMS!! and 4 HUMONGOUS washrooms!! awww i want a new house. yeah so, house is really nice and BIG.
Saturday-
It was my uncle's birfday and it was fuuun. my mommy made these things - its like peaches with whipped cream mmm sho yummy, me and narmeen fought over the last one. and narmeen got total crazy and dropped chocomolate cake on her super 'tight + white' pants and it had this big ugly stain on it but then it got off -- no worries. and since my parentals and narmeens parentals were togeter and beign all parental (aka MEAN and SCREAMING at us adn PSHYCO lol jokin) we got screamed at. Especially narmeen, she's a bad little girl and getting into too much trouble with her mommy tsk tsk tsk *shakes head* ANYWAYS so we went up and we started talking about how we can sneak out ur window because its SUPER KOOL and its like in movies where the girl runs away with her bf or sneaks out. thenn Narmeens sister were beign ANNOYING so narmeen told them she has to tell me a big secret and she hid them in her HUMONGO closet and lol we ran away lmao and then we came back and just kept on stuffing them in there.Ha :) wooooo.
Sunday-
so inthe morning/night(1:00 a.m. - 5:00 a.m.) we went on tdot www.tdotwire.com <- extreme ghetto site (its like ratedesi(sana :P) but in the 't.dot' version ) and narmeens ghetto friends have accounts so on it so we, actually NARMEEN made an account called 'nude-whore' where she insults her friends( not her friends, people she knows from school) which is RUDE but they she says they deserve it cuz they're meaniesss. then we woke up really late (1:30p.m.)and OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG narmeen got a boyfriend (his name is SAHIR!) and OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ok no no first letme tell he whole story ... when she moved in sahir like welcomed them and stuff and then on sunday she sees him at the park(in the afternoon) and stuff right and he fully ASKS HER OUT and of course she says yes but she started cracking up which looked really RUDE lol and here comes the best part ..EEEEE... sahir has his cousin over from new york-eeee- for vacation EEEE and his name is fawad EEEEEE and OMG we were TOTALLY flirting .. he started it!!!!!!!!!lol he is SO h-o-t-t(yes with 2 T's) and yes big time flirting going on but OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG so hot!!!!!!!!!!!! -but of course not hot as toad- *sighhhh* toadddd*starts daydreaming*
lol ANYWAYS ttotal joker time in the park where little kiddies go to enjoy their childhood and we go to flirt with hot guys :D ..hey its canada..no that doesnt make sense .. YO FACE doesnt make sense lol.. so we came back and we were really tired because we came back from the park and youre supposed to be all tired cuz you've been swingin on swings, slidin on slides, and monkeying on monkey bars but OBVOUSLY we were tired cuz we had been flirting with hotties, sexying our bodies, and hornying ourselves.
yeah so even though we were tired we went to sleep at 4:00!! and again ....
Monday-
...woke up at 2:00p.m. and we went to this plaza place narmeen has near her house and omg the cashier guy there was SO rude cuz u see there was opened candy there right? like those jellies and stuff and then theres like lollypops which are wrapped, and all i did was just pick up a lollypop and the guy started screamign at me!! hes like 'why are u '''touching''' the candy and putting it back?' so STOOPID its not like i was cootying it or anything and there was an effin wrapper on it ..JEEBUS .. i swear the god i got so pissed i just got out of the shop and didnt buy anythign but narmeen gave me half her freezy which SUKED BOOTY ..of course becaus it was from HIS shop. urgh. lol and he was also like ' what are you 17?18? and acting like a kid?' that was soo wierd because i wasnt wearing ANY make up AT ALL wooooo i finally look older or maybe than man really seriously IS screwed.o_O
OHHH and here comes the funnestestest part of teh day!! ... so u see narmeens rents were out and we had been planning on being bad (sexy and dangerous is our new motto) so we went into her rents room, locked the door, took off our clothes - lol jokin, so we went into her rents room, locke dthe door, and this time DID NOT take off our clothes lol, and theres this BIG window in there room and it leads to the little roof thingy over the garage and we open the window and we are like COOL WE CAN GO ON THE ROOF so we hurry and climb out, i go first because narmeen is a CHICKEN *buck buck bu cock* aka ''chicken sound" but then i had to pee so we climbed back in then i peed, felt like i was on cloud nine, then we climbed back out and we sat on the roof and itw as sooo fun and niceeee and we were just about to have our 'deep meaningful conversation' until NARMEENS PARENTS COMEBACK and omg omg omg because they couldve seen us SO easily and THANK GOD narmeen saw the car (shes deaf but thank god not blind) and narmeen goes back in speedy quick and then i run back in too like REALLY fast and then i got huuuurt :( :( and i have this big bruise on my back and under my armpit and it hurtsss :*( :'( :( ..but it was SO much fun that we HAD to do it again but we couldnt do it in the same room cuz her parents were in tehre and it would be totally stoopid to do it while they are sleeping especially if we could get caught lol ahhah BUT remember narmeen had kool windows tooOoOo?????? well we just hung out of those and it was really funny cuz we did all this stoopid stuff and we COULDVE went on the roof but it was in front of this BIG ASS window lol and u can like see everything from it and we would look stoopid just sitting there and someone sees us lol but we still couldnt do there because we had to do a mini jump and that would be like risking our preecious lives, at least MY precious life :P and plus we were chickens buck buck bu cock* aka ''chicken sound" but yeah and then when we came back in her room lol we were SOOOOO hyper and we just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed for no reason and we read that magazine cosmopolitan lol SO dirty .. but we now have good knowledge how to give pleasure to our man *coughfawadcough* and turn him on and how to rub our fingers on his nipples EW lol oh and we know that our breasts are normal, well at least in a healthy way but maybe not in size ^_^ we named ourselves ' the small booby girls' haha lol no no NARMEEN came up with that .. i mean DURRR!! and narmeen is just so obsesed with Tera for some reason so heres a message ' HI TERA!!!!!!!!!!<3'
Tuesday-
We went shopppppingggggg and we saww a drag queeeeeeen and we were hyperrrrrrrrrrrrr and yeah lol ... Narmeens like 'LOOK MYRA I JUST SAW A DRAG QUEEN THAT LOOKS LIKE MRS.DOUBTFIRE!!' lol but it was SO rude cuz all these gangsta guys were passing by and they started making fun of the drag queen adn im like thats so mean and then narmeens like yeah THATS SO RUDE really loud and the guys are just like 'huh? yeah? what? huh' and then narmeen screamed at them and they were kinda hot except we looked kinda ugly but thats okay we still have our natural beauty going onnnn :D
ok so narmeens mom brought soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoOoOoOooOooooooooooooooooooooooo much stuff from walmart and we had to carry 3 karts with us and it was funny on the escalaor oh oh and i brought a whole package with these kool colorful push pins (for my bootyful bulletin board) and these big paperclips and other stuff and IM HUNGRY omg narmeen eats so much and shes so fukin skinny GOD!
Wednesday-
Played videogames, ate FOOOOOOOD(chips adn cookies and milk), watched blindateee, laughed our asses off, and ate space pops ..* oh and tomorow i am going to my gramas house and narmeen might come which means MORE SEXY AND DANEGROUSnessness
you guys i would really appreciate if you leave a comment because i am in SUCH a good mood right now :D hope you guys are all having a fabbbb summerr <3
bye tera <- from Narmeen
* a message to sana: you made narmeens day with the 'online nikkah; hahahahaha SO funnny we laughed our asses off lol '786 blings' hahahaha
Saturday + Sunday + Monday + Tuesday + Wednesday(Today) = Shooo much fun with Narmeen
*okay, first of all Narmeen moved into a new BIG ASS house with 6 BEDROOMS!! and 4 HUMONGOUS washrooms!! awww i want a new house. yeah so, house is really nice and BIG.
Saturday-
It was my uncle's birfday and it was fuuun. my mommy made these things - its like peaches with whipped cream mmm sho yummy, me and narmeen fought over the last one. and narmeen got total crazy and dropped chocomolate cake on her super 'tight + white' pants and it had this big ugly stain on it but then it got off -- no worries. and since my parentals and narmeens parentals were togeter and beign all parental (aka MEAN and SCREAMING at us adn PSHYCO lol jokin) we got screamed at. Especially narmeen, she's a bad little girl and getting into too much trouble with her mommy tsk tsk tsk *shakes head* ANYWAYS so we went up and we started talking about how we can sneak out ur window because its SUPER KOOL and its like in movies where the girl runs away with her bf or sneaks out. thenn Narmeens sister were beign ANNOYING so narmeen told them she has to tell me a big secret and she hid them in her HUMONGO closet and lol we ran away lmao and then we came back and just kept on stuffing them in there.Ha :) wooooo.
Sunday-
so inthe morning/night(1:00 a.m. - 5:00 a.m.) we went on tdot www.tdotwire.com <- extreme ghetto site (its like ratedesi(sana :P) but in the 't.dot' version ) and narmeens ghetto friends have accounts so on it so we, actually NARMEEN made an account called 'nude-whore' where she insults her friends( not her friends, people she knows from school) which is RUDE but they she says they deserve it cuz they're meaniesss. then we woke up really late (1:30p.m.)and OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG narmeen got a boyfriend (his name is SAHIR!) and OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ok no no first letme tell he whole story ... when she moved in sahir like welcomed them and stuff and then on sunday she sees him at the park(in the afternoon) and stuff right and he fully ASKS HER OUT and of course she says yes but she started cracking up which looked really RUDE lol and here comes the best part ..EEEEE... sahir has his cousin over from new york-eeee- for vacation EEEE and his name is fawad EEEEEE and OMG we were TOTALLY flirting .. he started it!!!!!!!!!lol he is SO h-o-t-t(yes with 2 T's) and yes big time flirting going on but OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG so hot!!!!!!!!!!!! -but of course not hot as toad- *sighhhh* toadddd*starts daydreaming*
lol ANYWAYS ttotal joker time in the park where little kiddies go to enjoy their childhood and we go to flirt with hot guys :D ..hey its canada..no that doesnt make sense .. YO FACE doesnt make sense lol.. so we came back and we were really tired because we came back from the park and youre supposed to be all tired cuz you've been swingin on swings, slidin on slides, and monkeying on monkey bars but OBVOUSLY we were tired cuz we had been flirting with hotties, sexying our bodies, and hornying ourselves.
yeah so even though we were tired we went to sleep at 4:00!! and again ....
Monday-
...woke up at 2:00p.m. and we went to this plaza place narmeen has near her house and omg the cashier guy there was SO rude cuz u see there was opened candy there right? like those jellies and stuff and then theres like lollypops which are wrapped, and all i did was just pick up a lollypop and the guy started screamign at me!! hes like 'why are u '''touching''' the candy and putting it back?' so STOOPID its not like i was cootying it or anything and there was an effin wrapper on it ..JEEBUS .. i swear the god i got so pissed i just got out of the shop and didnt buy anythign but narmeen gave me half her freezy which SUKED BOOTY ..of course becaus it was from HIS shop. urgh. lol and he was also like ' what are you 17?18? and acting like a kid?' that was soo wierd because i wasnt wearing ANY make up AT ALL wooooo i finally look older or maybe than man really seriously IS screwed.o_O
OHHH and here comes the funnestestest part of teh day!! ... so u see narmeens rents were out and we had been planning on being bad (sexy and dangerous is our new motto) so we went into her rents room, locked the door, took off our clothes - lol jokin, so we went into her rents room, locke dthe door, and this time DID NOT take off our clothes lol, and theres this BIG window in there room and it leads to the little roof thingy over the garage and we open the window and we are like COOL WE CAN GO ON THE ROOF so we hurry and climb out, i go first because narmeen is a CHICKEN *buck buck bu cock* aka ''chicken sound" but then i had to pee so we climbed back in then i peed, felt like i was on cloud nine, then we climbed back out and we sat on the roof and itw as sooo fun and niceeee and we were just about to have our 'deep meaningful conversation' until NARMEENS PARENTS COMEBACK and omg omg omg because they couldve seen us SO easily and THANK GOD narmeen saw the car (shes deaf but thank god not blind) and narmeen goes back in speedy quick and then i run back in too like REALLY fast and then i got huuuurt :( :( and i have this big bruise on my back and under my armpit and it hurtsss :*( :'( :( ..but it was SO much fun that we HAD to do it again but we couldnt do it in the same room cuz her parents were in tehre and it would be totally stoopid to do it while they are sleeping especially if we could get caught lol ahhah BUT remember narmeen had kool windows tooOoOo?????? well we just hung out of those and it was really funny cuz we did all this stoopid stuff and we COULDVE went on the roof but it was in front of this BIG ASS window lol and u can like see everything from it and we would look stoopid just sitting there and someone sees us lol but we still couldnt do there because we had to do a mini jump and that would be like risking our preecious lives, at least MY precious life :P and plus we were chickens buck buck bu cock* aka ''chicken sound" but yeah and then when we came back in her room lol we were SOOOOO hyper and we just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed for no reason and we read that magazine cosmopolitan lol SO dirty .. but we now have good knowledge how to give pleasure to our man *coughfawadcough* and turn him on and how to rub our fingers on his nipples EW lol oh and we know that our breasts are normal, well at least in a healthy way but maybe not in size ^_^ we named ourselves ' the small booby girls' haha lol no no NARMEEN came up with that .. i mean DURRR!! and narmeen is just so obsesed with Tera for some reason so heres a message ' HI TERA!!!!!!!!!!<3'
Tuesday-
We went shopppppingggggg and we saww a drag queeeeeeen and we were hyperrrrrrrrrrrrr and yeah lol ... Narmeens like 'LOOK MYRA I JUST SAW A DRAG QUEEN THAT LOOKS LIKE MRS.DOUBTFIRE!!' lol but it was SO rude cuz all these gangsta guys were passing by and they started making fun of the drag queen adn im like thats so mean and then narmeens like yeah THATS SO RUDE really loud and the guys are just like 'huh? yeah? what? huh' and then narmeen screamed at them and they were kinda hot except we looked kinda ugly but thats okay we still have our natural beauty going onnnn :D
ok so narmeens mom brought soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoOoOoOooOooooooooooooooooooooooo much stuff from walmart and we had to carry 3 karts with us and it was funny on the escalaor oh oh and i brought a whole package with these kool colorful push pins (for my bootyful bulletin board) and these big paperclips and other stuff and IM HUNGRY omg narmeen eats so much and shes so fukin skinny GOD!
Wednesday-
Played videogames, ate FOOOOOOOD(chips adn cookies and milk), watched blindateee, laughed our asses off, and ate space pops ..* oh and tomorow i am going to my gramas house and narmeen might come which means MORE SEXY AND DANEGROUSnessness
you guys i would really appreciate if you leave a comment because i am in SUCH a good mood right now :D hope you guys are all having a fabbbb summerr <3
bye tera <- from Narmeen
* a message to sana: you made narmeens day with the 'online nikkah; hahahahaha SO funnny we laughed our asses off lol '786 blings' hahahaha