welcome to applied behavior analysis
Some wait their whole lives for the day their first child is born. When this moment arrives, you get knocked off of your feet and the negative qualities of life become irrelevant. Last night, my dear friend Theresa was fortunate enough to experience this. It was a graceful and delightful site when I walked through the front door: Theresa was in the squat over the aquarium position in order to achieve the best angular momentum for the birth. As soon as the baby came out, we performed the Apgar test. Perfectly healthy indeed! We named the baby Mr. Tyrone Cornelius Wiggles. He now swims around and is a happy boy. See his palace below:
