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I'm really considering getting a sex change (only not really). Perhaps then when my lack of vocal talent and dance ability, as well as the fact that I'm all wrong for a part is revealed, it won't matter, because I have a penis. Apparently there is a severe lack of penis in the musical theater world, and sometimes when a show calls for many penises(penii?), it doesn't matter if they can't dance, or they can sing only 4 notes. THEY HAVE A PENIS! And thus, with this sex change, I will have that added pressure of major competition lifted off of my shoulders, and I can relax knowing that I have a better chance than any girl getting into a show. And then I would realize that I'm being stereotypical. But then, alas, this stereotype is usually dead-on.
....I make no sense sometimes.