Karkat: Take trollventory of Wonderland.
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IF YOU ARE A TROLL, CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW TO TELL ME THAT YOU'RE STILL HERE.
IF YOU ARE A TROLL AND YOU DON'T CLICK THE BANNER, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, AND WHEN I FIND YOU, ON SOME COLD, DARK NIGHT, I WILL STEAL AWAY INTO YOUR RESPITEBLOCK, AND I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
IF YOU'RE NOT A TROLL, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.