-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[forevercapslock]

Karkat: Do an acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle.

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WHAT WAS

WHY WAS I AKLJ DSFKLJSGGSDG

FUCKINGL KDSFSDGLK

SKLCVZZOGVDSJFG

NO

NO I FUCKING REFUSE

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Comments

[cull_means_care]

Karkat.
Youre being rat)(er less co)(erent in your rage t)(an usual.

[forevercapslock]

THE ONLY REASON *YOU* AREN'T PISSED IS BECAUSE YOU GOT TO BE A TROLL.

[cull_means_care]

You t)(ink it was fun being t)(e weird troll girl?
Well I mean, it kinda was. But t)(ats not t)(e point.
I t)(ink I would )(ave liked being )(uman just fine.

[forevercapslock]

YOU ALSO DON'T THINK BLOOD COLOR MATTERS. SO YOU'RE BASICALLY ALREADY THE WEIRD TROLL GIRL.

[cull_means_care]

T)(ank you, Karkat!

T)(ere must )(ave been somet)(ing you enjoyed about t)(e event t)(ough?

[forevercapslock]

SINCE WHEN DO I ENJOY ANYTHING? EVER?

[cull_means_care]

W)(at about your romantic movies?

[forevercapslock]

THOSE DON'T COUNT BECAUSE THEY'RE INHERENTLY AMAZING.

[cull_means_care]

But you still enjoy t)(em.
T)(eres no need to be koi about enjoying t)(ings, Karkat.
Even you cant )(ate everyt)(ing.

[forevercapslock]

DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO TRY IN ORDER TO PROVE YOU WRONG?

[cull_means_care]

No.
I want you to stop being so stubborn and admit t)(eres not)(ing wrong wit)( enjoying somet)(ing every now and again.
Im s)(ore even -Eridan would agree wit)( t)(at.

[Okay, so it'd take something epic, but why let that ruin her argument?]

[forevercapslock]

ERIDAN CAN TAKE HIS STUPID HIPSTER SCARF AND CHOKE ON IT.

[cull_means_care]

Would you enjoy t)(at?

[She doesn't even care that she's having to use violence as a potential enjoyment factor for Karkat at this point.]

[forevercapslock]

I WOULD ENJOY NOT BEING PART OF THIS CONVERSATION ANYMORE.

[cull_means_care]

Fine, be crabby like t)(at.
But I will find somet)(ing one of t)(ese days.
Somet)(ing to bring out t)(e glubs of -EXCIT---EM-ENT!
Or I suppose w)(atever the land equivalent is.

[forevercapslock]

DON'T COUNT ON IT.