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May 11, 2011 13:37

Karkat: Do an acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle.

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[text] viral_tyrant May 12 2011, 03:48:42 UTC
I am guessing you encountered some sort of problem during this past event, Karkat.

Also, I would like to apologize for my behavior during the event. I had no intention of doing what I did and possibly injuring you in the process.

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[text] forevercapslock May 12 2011, 05:34:04 UTC
YES. MY PROBLEM CAME IN THE FORM OF BEING A HUMAN WIGGLER FOR THE WHOLE THING. I AM PREPARED TO CULL THE ENTIRE HIVE IF I HAVE TO TO MAKE SURE THAT THAT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN. EVER EVER.

IT'S FINE. I'M TOUGH.

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[text] viral_tyrant May 12 2011, 08:00:16 UTC
Ah, yes. I can see why that would leave you angry and frustrated. However, I do suggest against 'culling' the 'hive'.

I am...glad to hear you are doing well. Also, by the responses from you and the other 'student's, I am thinking I should never pursue a career in teaching.

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[text] forevercapslock May 12 2011, 08:49:02 UTC
I'D SAY THAT YOU SUCKED AS A TEACHER, BUT THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I'D EVER BEEN TO SCHOOL, SO I DON'T EXACTLY HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE.

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[text] viral_tyrant May 12 2011, 20:11:14 UTC
While I am not accustomed to hearing such criticism, I do appreciate the honesty.

Educational institutions did not exist on Alternia?

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[text] forevercapslock May 12 2011, 21:43:44 UTC
A LUSUS TEACHES YOU WHAT YOU HAVE TO KNOW, AND YOU FIGURE THE REST OUT YOURSELF.
BESIDES, TO HAVE A SCHOOL, YOU'D NEED SOME KIND OF ADULT TEACHERS, AND THERE ARE NO ADULTS ON ALTERNIA.

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[text] viral_tyrant May 12 2011, 22:04:57 UTC
The system very much allows for one to become self-sufficient on your world, then. I wish I could say the same of the young people from my own world. So many want desires and wishes to be fulfilled without having to do any work themselves.

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[text] forevercapslock May 12 2011, 22:07:40 UTC
DON'T GET ME WRONG, THERE ARE TROLLS LIKE THAT TOO.
OR THERE WERE. NONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE REALLY LIKE THAT.

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[text] viral_tyrant May 12 2011, 23:22:31 UTC
Another cliche, but you have chosen your friends wisely, Karkat. Complete dependency on others is only to be frowned upon.

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[text] forevercapslock May 13 2011, 02:42:26 UTC
THAT'S NOT GENERALLY HOW OUR SOCIETY FUNCTIONS ANYWAY.
I MEAN, IT'S HARD TO BE DEPENDENT ON ANYONE IF YOUR MAJOR EMOTIONAL TIES ARE BASED ON PITY AND HATE.

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[text] viral_tyrant May 13 2011, 03:41:24 UTC
I would have to say that I envy your society then.

Why do I feel that last comment was directed at me...Granted if it was, you may very well be correct.

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[text] forevercapslock May 13 2011, 04:26:18 UTC
IF YOU THINK THAT, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'D MAKE A GOOD TROLL. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE EXTENT OF OUR EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM, GENERALLY SPEAKING.

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[text] viral_tyrant May 13 2011, 05:03:16 UTC
Then I will very much take the comment as a compliment, Karkat. I am truly honored.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention your paper. Compared to the others, yours was quite interesting and enlightening.

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[text] forevercapslock May 13 2011, 05:24:34 UTC
HOW? IT WAS MOSTLY ABOUT HOW I WAS GOING TO LEARN BIOCHEMISTRY TO ENGINEER A VIRUS TO KILL ALL PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO WRITE PAPERS.

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[text] viral_tyrant May 13 2011, 06:05:24 UTC
And from reading such a paper I sense a certain amount of dedication in you.

However, I would strongly advise against following through on those plans.

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[text] forevercapslock May 13 2011, 06:10:11 UTC
IT'D BE A WASTE OF MY TIME. I'LL LEAVE THE RIDICULOUS VIRUS ENGINEERING TO YOU.

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