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[forevercapslock]

Karkat: Do an acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle.

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WHAT WAS

WHY WAS I AKLJ DSFKLJSGGSDG

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NO

NO I FUCKING REFUSE

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Comments

[ironlass]

are you mad because you had to write a twenty page paper?

[forevercapslock]

YES, BUT THAT REASON IS SECONDARY TO MY RAGE AT HAVING BEEN A PINK HUMAN WORM WIGGLER FOR FIVE FUCKING EARTH DAYS.

[ironlass]

its not like anything really changed
you were just...
...
less gray??

[forevercapslock]

NO. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE JADE. THERE IS A HUGE, ASTRONOMICAL DIFFERENCE, AND I DO NOT EXPECT YOU TO APPRECIATE IT, SINCE YOU *ARE* A HUMAN.

[ironlass]

you can try explaining!
or is it too complicated for my tiny pink human brain :o???

[forevercapslock]

]:B

I'M A TROLL. NOT A HUMAN. WE ARE NOT COMPLETELY ANALOGOUS.

[ironlass]

okay so your insides got a little mixed up and you lost your little candy corn horns
no need to go crazy and keysmash everywhere!
i think it would be cool to be a different species for a couple days

[forevercapslock]

TELL ME. DO YOU LIKE BEING ANGRY AND HATEFUL, JADE?

[ironlass]

no?
not really
honestly you have enough hate for you, me, and every other living being in the mansion!

[forevercapslock]

SO IMAGINE YOU ARE NOW THE SAME SPECIES AS ME AND THE ONLY EMOTIONS YOU ROUTINELY FEEL ARE HATE AND PITY.
WOULD YOU ENJOY THAT?

[ironlass]

is that really all trolls feel?
because feferi is excited all the time and thats an emotion
but no, i wouldn't enjoy it!

so did you get a wider variety of feelings as a human?
how was it??

[forevercapslock]

IT'S NOT ALL WE FEEL. I MEAN, WE GET CONFUSED AND UPSET AND HAPPY AND STUFF. IT'S VARIABLE DEPENDING ON THE INDIVIDUAL, JUST LIKE FOR HUMANS.
I MEAN, I'M PRETTY SURE TAVROS HAS NO ABILITY TO FEEL HATE OR ANGER WHATSOEVER.

IT WASN'T WIDER SO MUCH AS IT WAS JUST DIFFERENT. AND IT WAS UNPLEASANT AND I DON'T INTEND TO REPEAT IT.

[ironlass]

okay that makes sense
a little
but i want to know something important
something super important!!!
...
...
did you actually end up writing the paper?

[forevercapslock]

YES.

[ironlass]

wow karkat
i actually feel sorry for you :(!
what did you even write it on??

[forevercapslock]

I WROTE ABOUT THE VIRUS I WOULD ENGINEER TO KILL OFF ALL TEACHERS WHO WANT TO GIVE ME STUPID ASSIGNMENTS.