-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[forevercapslock]

Karkat: Do an acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle.

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WHAT WAS

WHY WAS I AKLJ DSFKLJSGGSDG

FUCKINGL KDSFSDGLK

SKLCVZZOGVDSJFG

NO

NO I FUCKING REFUSE

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Comments

[gotyourhair]

This person makes no sense.

[forevercapslock]

WHO THE FUCK IS "THIS PERSON"? TRY BEING A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC WHEN YOU TALK.

[gotyourhair]

We refer to the person we speak to, unless this is not a person.

[forevercapslock]

WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU SAY "YOU" THEN?

[gotyourhair]

Because this person has not merited respect as yet.

[forevercapslock]

"THAT PERSON" CAN GO AND FUCK RIGHT OFF.
AND BY "THAT PERSON" I MEAN YOU. BECAUSE I'M NOT TOO PRETENTIOUS TO BE PERMITTED TO BREATHE.

[gotyourhair]

This person should cease to breathe, clearly oxygen is wasted on him.

[forevercapslock]

I DON'T BREATHE OXYGEN. MY ALIEN ANATOMY ALLOWS ME TO SURVIVE WITHOUT. IT'S TOO BAD YOU'RE A MEMBER OF SUCH AN INFERIOR AND PATHETIC SPECIES.

[gotyourhair]

We do note that this little thing replies only anonymously, and therefore demonstrates his weakness with cowardice.

[forevercapslock]

FIRST OFF, FUCK YOU, I'M NOT THAT LITTLE.
SECOND, WHAT IS EVEN CLOSE TO ANONYMOUS ABOUT ANY OF THIS?

[gotyourhair]

This little thing is no where near us to back up his ridiculous words.

[forevercapslock]

THAT IS NOT THE SAME AS BEING ANONYMOUS.

[gotyourhair]

No, we suppose it may be hard to mistake a small thing spouting gibberish for a higher life form.

[forevercapslock]

LISTEN, FUCKASS, I'M IN ROOM 99 ON THE SEVENTH FLOOR. IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME FACE TO FACE SO FUCKING BADLY, COME FIND ME.

ONCE AGAIN, SINCE YOU CAN'T EVEN SEEM TO USE PROPER FUCKING PRONOUNS, THAT'S ROOM ZERO-NINE-NINE ON FLOOR SEV-EN.
WAIT, SHOULD I DRAW YOU A PICTURE OF WHAT THOSE NUMBERS LOOK LIKE? OR MAYBE A MAP?
NAH, YOU'RE A BIG PUPA. YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN. YOU DO HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS AFTER ALL, WHICH I GUESS QUALIFIES YOU AS AN INTELLIGENT BEING.
PROBABLY.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] banned Kura [GYH] from responding to this post

[gotyourhair]

[Kura had been in a bad mood since loosing his precious Nox for five days, an invitation to a fight was more than enough to get him to find the little creature that had annoyed him.

He debated using the Nox's power, after all, this little thing seemed unworthy of her presence.

When he reached the door, he was not fool enough to simply burst in, instead he slid into the next room, and found something from the closet to blow open the wall; holding an ordinary sword in hand for now.]

[forevercapslock]

[To be fair, it hadn't been an invitation to fight. More an invitation for Karkat to prove he wasn't hiding behind text.

So pardon him for jumping a mile and uttering the verbal equivalent of sdklajdiopvmkzxlMKL:MASKLFNASFSEGKLN when Kura makes his entrance. He's got his sickle in his hand in a second though--it appears seemingly out of no where.]

FUCK! Fuck, why doesn't anyone in this fucking hive use FUCKING DOORS.