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THIS MANSION NEEDS TO START APPROXIMATING A PLACE THAT ISN'T RUN BY AN AUTISTIC, BLIND CAVE-BEING. BECAUSE IT IS APPARENTLY RUN BY SUCH A BEING. THIS IS AN IMMUTABLE FACT THAT I'M STATING HERE, FOR THE RECORD. I WOULD VOMIT, BUT IF I DID, I WOULD PROBABLY END UP VOMITING SHITTY RAINBOWS, AS THIS WOULD BE IN KEEPING WITH THE THEME OF EARTH SPRING.

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[follow_the_dead]

...what's...wrong exactly?

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[forevercapslock]

THIS ENTIRE THING IS ASININE.

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[follow_the_dead]

this entire thing is kind of vague though.

i'm sorry, was the above meant for someone in particular?

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[forevercapslock]

NO. IT WAS DIRECTED, IN GENERAL, AT ANYONE WHO WANTED TO READ IT.
AND I JUST DON'T THINK I LIKE EARTH SEASONS. THAT'S WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO.

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[follow_the_dead]

oh! well...winter i could understand. But spring is actually really nice.

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[forevercapslock]

IT'S TOO SUNNY.

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[follow_the_dead]

how do you handle the summertime then?

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[forevercapslock]

WE DON'T HAVE THAT WHERE I'M FROM. WE HAVE LIGHT AND DARK SEASONS, AND WE SPEND THE LIGHT ONES INDOORS.

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[follow_the_dead]

oh

forewarning then, summer is much brighter and very hot.

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[forevercapslock]

EARTH IS A GIGANTIC NOOK SUCKER.

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[follow_the_dead]

hm well yes. It can be sometimes.

[YOU DONT KNOW THIS, KARKAT, BUT SHE THINKS YOURE CUTE. In that 'aww it's a wee petite babby' sort of way lololol]

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[forevercapslock]

[I've got ninety-nine problems. B|]

DO THESE FLOWERS LAST THROUGH THE SUMMER?

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[follow_the_dead]

i don't know much about flowers, but they might.

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[forevercapslock]

I HATE THEM.
I HATE THEM WITH THE FIRE OF TEN THOUSAND ALTERNIAN SUNS.

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[follow_the_dead]

Really? they don't do much though. the sun can blind you if you look at it for too long. flowers just...sit there.

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[forevercapslock]

EVEN YOUR HUMAN SUN CAN BLIND YOU?