-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[forevercapslock]

Karkat: Implement terrible new idea Be the best leader

[Text]

I FOUND A BOOK ABOUT THE EARTH ZODIAC. THE SYMBOLS MATCH THE CLASS SYMBOLS WE WEAR, SO THIS IS CLEARLY A TESTAMENT TO EARTH'S ORIGINS.

ANY HUMANS WHO FALL UNDER THE ZODIAC SIGN OF CANCER, RESPOND TO THIS. YOU ARE NOW ANSWERABLE TO MY AUTHORITY.

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text; I have no idea but I'll say he's a Cancer JUST BECAUSE

[40410]

That's a new one.

text; GOOD CHOICE

[forevercapslock]

IT IS BOTH NEW AND AMAZING. THESE ARE THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ADJECTIVES FOR DESCRIBING WHAT I'M DOING.

[40410]

What if I don't answer to your authority?

[forevercapslock]

THEN YOU DON'T.
IT'S LESS LIKE ME BEING YOUR LEADER AND MORE LIKE ME JUST KIND OF CLAIMING YOU BELONG TO ME.
SO REALLY IT'S JUST A FUCKING FORMALITY THAT WILL HAVE NO CHANGE WHATSOEVER ON YOUR LIFE.

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[turn4bout]

WOW
TH1S S33MS L1K3 4 T3RR1BL3 1D34

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[forevercapslock]

IT'S A GREAT IDEA. SHUT UP.

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[turn4bout]

P3RH4PS 1 SHOULD OP3N 4 M3MO
R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RYTOWN TWO: TH3 R3TURN OF TH3 SNUGDOUG
L3T US D1SCUSS HOW OUR OH SO 4M41NG L34D3R H4S SOM3 FUCK1NG STUP1D PL4NS SOM3T1M3S

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[forevercapslock]

LET US DISCUSS HOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.
YOURS IS CALLED LIBRA. IT GOES FROM SEPTEMBER 24 TO OCTOBER 23. THOSE ARE YOUR HUMANS.

Made up birthday is a go >.>

[2ndhandlion]

You've got issues.

[forevercapslock]

WHAT I HAVE IS JUNE 22 TO JULY 22.

[2ndhandlion]

No. No you do not.

[forevercapslock]

HEY. I'M THE ONE WITH ALL THE FUCKING LEVELS WHO HELPED CREATE YOUR BACKWATER PLANET. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR EXISTENCE, SUCH AS IT IS.

[reckless_eagle]

Um, protip? The humans here are mostly super not big on getting claimed or bossed around, even when the claims are pretty legit. Totally don't think this is gonna go so hot for you.

[forevercapslock]

THAT WAS EXTREMELY HELPFUL.
NOW I HAVE A PROTIP FOR YOU.
BOTHER SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT.

[reckless_eagle]

Whatevs, don't say nobody warned you when they get all pissed off at you~

[forevercapslock]

NO HUMAN WILL EVER BE ABLE TO MATCH ME WHEN IT COMES TO SHEER LEVELS OF PISSED-OFF-ITUDE.

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[saferoleplay]

:33 < wow!! do i have my own purrsons too?

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[forevercapslock]

YEAH. ANY HUMAN BORN BETWEEN JULY 23 and AUGUST 22, WHICH I THINK IS IN THE EARTH SUMMER. THAT SIGN IS CALLED LEO.