"you look like a chubby molly ringwald. where's ducky?"
You would think, random male cashier at walgreens, that a woman would swoon at being compared to 1980s Molly Ringwald. Even a chubby one. But alas, I would have rather you just rang up my mother's day card in silence. I get it, I'm overweight. Why do complete strangers feel they have to make references to it? HAR HAR HAR YOU'RE A REDHEAD WEARING ALL KINDS OF PINK. LIKE ANDIE. WHERE'S DUCKIE? OH BY THE WAY, HERE'S A VEILED REFERENCE TO YOUR WEIGHT.
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