My friend showed me this site where you type in a word (or your name if you like) and it puts it into a slogan. It was so entertaining, but a lot of the slogans ended up sounding dirty. If you're bored, have yourself a look see.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan So the first week back to school after winter break is over, and I'm still sick. Blast. I have to use the inhaler the doctor gave me for my bronchitis, and it looks like I'm trying to sneak drugs in the back of the class since I try to be discrete about using it. Things seem like they've been pretty uneventful, but behind the scenes they actually haven't. I'm not going to post it on the internet though.
I. Need. To. Stop. Procrastinating.