HA, what a lame assssssssssss

May 24, 2006 19:27

I know I just updated but I have to post this, its too fucking funny.. to me anyways.

My sister calls. I answer. She says "i need you to me a favor"
I say "what"
and she says "i need you to look up the American Idol Tour"
I was like, "the what?" "the American Idol Tour"
I was all, "Okay"
shes like "and then I will call you back"
I was like "don't you want to talk to mum or something"
and she says "shes home?"
and i say "yeah shes off"
and shes like "oh, i gotta go American Idol is back on"

is this kid fucking serious?
28 years old.
shes so lame. i hope when I am 28, I am not that lame. =[ its quite sad
and no i am not saying everyone who watches American Idol is lame. I just think its overrated. Not my style? To each their own. Then again, she is my sister and she's just lame on that fact alone.

So, she calls back. She is all "i need you to look that up for me" and im like "i did, they aren't going to Utah." "what about vegas" "nope, not going to vegas either" shes all "awww, whats the closest state?" and I'm like "oregon, california, colordao" shes like "aww man, im in love with elliot" im like "who is elliot?" shes like "one of the american idol guys" and im like "uhh, i wouldn't know I don't watch that stupid show" shes like "he didn't win, he was like number 3" booofrickityhoo.
28
married
and in love with some dude that was on american idol.
okay i hope im not THAT lame when i am her age.
shes ridiculous. and i like making fun of her.
i am trying to convince myself im not related to her and I was infact, adopted. or she was.

American Idol is taking over the world.
Who really cares who Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, and Randy Jackson think is the best singer. I'd rather listen to the music I listen to than this new pop singer who's probably only going to make one CD that sucks ass. I'd rather listen to donkeys humping, thanks.

=]

fuck american idol.

(no offense to those who like it, this is just my opinion on it. don't hold it against me kids)
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