i fly like paper, get high like planes
So my sister and I have been watching supernatural lately and she had to leave for school so she wasn't allowed to catch up on them for a month because they are all on my computer. I told her that in that time she wasn't allowed to read spoilers, so she wrote her own. They are actually pretty funny, ngl.
Season 1
Episode 1: The year is up and the hellhounds are coming for Dean. Sam is able to distract them with some beggin strips. Just when it looks like they are going to escape, Dean trips on a tree root and is dragged down to hell.
Episode 2: Sam spends most of the episode trying to find a way to get Dean out of hell. It involves a lot of translating from latin and is surprisingly boring. Dean appears in the final moments carrying a snowball having escaped from hell and disproved a popular saying.
Episode 3: Sam and Dean travel to a small town where a leprechaun is terrorizing the population. Sam and Dean end up siding with the leprechaun when it becomes obvious that the town was after his lucky charms.
Episode 4: Dean's teeth become possessed and start talking to eachother. The incisors make cutting remarks while the molars complain about the daily grind, driving Dean temporarily insane. Sam works tirelessly to find special toothpaste to calm them down.
Episode 5: The impala breaks down and Sam and Dean run into another team of hunters who are traveling the country in their groovy van. The hunters are tracking a phantom living in an old mansion. They all travel to the mansion where they find the proprietress struggling to keep the doors open with the recent haunting. The episode ends when the team decides to split up to look for clues.
Episode 6: Sam finds glow in the dark paint, leading him and the others to suspect that this is not a real haunting. A trap is set and the phantom is revealed to be developer from Las Vegas who wanted to buy and demolish the mansion so he could build condominiums. He would have got away with it if it weren't for Sam and Dean and those meddling kids.
Episode 7: Sam and Dean team up with Blade and go to Oregon to kill the vampires from Twilight.
Episode 8: Sam and Dean hunt a banshee. Guest starring Adam Lambert.
Episode 9: Its New York Fashion Week and three models have fallen on the same runway breaking their noses and ending their careers. Sam and Dean find that it is being haunted by a designer who was murdered. They burn a pair of skinny jeans and that seems to appease him.
Episode 10: The Winchesters head to Georgia where a string of rabbit attacks aroused their suspicion. While there they run into the only person to escape the rabbit alive, an ex-president with a vengeance.
Episode 11: Sam and Dean find that several people have read a curse, believing it to be harmless because it was written in comic sans. Sam also falls into the trap. Dean must act quickly to find the cure because at midnight, Sam will turn into a shark, and the nearest saltwater tank is over a hundred miles away.
Episode 12: Sam and Dean go on a snipe hunt.
Episode 13: A local zoo overlooks one of its exhibits and the inhabitants die. Sam and Dean must deal with ghost hippos, and they're hungry hungry.
Episode 14: Sam and Dean believe that a local chef sold his soul when his signature dish, chocolate-covered gumdrop sausage melts actually finds popularity.
Episode 15: Sam and Dean find a little hollow tree filled with elves baking cookies. But they are baking evil cookies.
Episode 16: Its a holiday special! An old silk hat with some magic in it awakens a snowman who then goes on a killing spree, freezing people who use tanning beds. Dean acts as bait and gets burned
Episode 17: The Winchesters are on the hunt for an evil washing machine that turns the whites pink with the blood of its victims.
Episode 18: The death of a cobbler reveals one thing, the elves are back, and this time they are making shoes.
Episode 19: In the season finale, the last pair of shoes are still out there and a series of deaths show that the leather has been turned into various items.
Season 2
Episode 1: There's a ghost train on the loose. Can the train outrun Sam and Dean? It thinks it can.
Episode 2: The Winchesters anger a witch, causing her to put a curse on them that turns their personalities into those of mean girls. Bickering and shopping sprees threaten their search for a solution. The episode ends in a cliff hanger with Dean crying because Sam told him that outfit did make him look fat.
Episode 3: Sam and Dean give the witch a heartfelt apology and everyone learns a good life lesson. Dean tries to find a body shop that can get the pink flowers and chihuahuas detailing off the impala.
Episode 4: The disappearance of a family of three bring Sam and Dean to a small town. There they find that the family was last seen with a man named Torgo, who tends to the place when the master is away.
Episode 5: The Winchesters travel to a town in which citizens who start to sing a song continue to sing it until they die. Things get complicated when Dean starts singing the song, not knowing what it is.
Episode 6: Sam and Dean encounter the killer rabbit again. It seems to just keep going and going.
Episode 7: Several haunting incidences at a library lead Sam and Dean to a certain book. After searching the town for answers and finding nothing, they decide that they will have to go to the book itself to find what they are looking for and they will have to answer the core question of the book: Where is Waldo?
Episode 8: Sam and Dean travel to a town where dairy products are not just going bad, they are going evil.
Episode 9: Sam gets a mullet haircut to appease a ghost with an achey-breaky heart.
Episode 10: The Winchesters go to Minneapolis to investigate reports of the ghost of a quarterback haunting the stadium. They are disappointed to find that its really not a ghost and a little scared when Brett Favre yells 'get off my lawn'.
Episode 11: Dean is furious when Sam trades the impala for 'magic' beans. It proves to be a good decision when they find the local town is being plagued by a jolly, green giant who is stealing their vegetable crops.
Episode 12: In what could be considered a 'filler' episode, Dean and Sam collect recyclables and work odd jobs to make enough money to buy the impala back.
Episode 13: The Winchesters head to North Carolina to hunt something that the locals call 'The Blue Devil'. In the end, they find nothing supernatural, get kicked off of Duke campus forever, and end number eight on ESPNs Top Mascot Fights.
Episode 14: Sam and Dean must make a decision when two cases come up at the same time: a group of fairies is sabotaging a developer and there is a town being terrorized by a demon ghost robot dinosaur. While their negotiated talks between the fairy king and the contractor result in an amicable solution, they regret their choice of hunt.
Episode 15: Cellists of an orchestra are finding surprising success before meeting untimely demises. Dean gets to realize his dream of being a professional flutist when he and Sam infiltrate the orchestra.
Episode 16: The Winchesters investigate a possessed boomerang that keeps coming back to haunt those that threw it away.
Episode 17: Sam and Dean go all out in the season finally when they travel to an island off the coast of Florida that was once host to an epic demon pirate battle. They go to investigate reports of a vampire mummy that is haunting the basement of the Florida State Penitentiary for the Criminally Insane's abandoned amusement park.
and random gif fyt:
Season 1
Episode 1: The year is up and the hellhounds are coming for Dean. Sam is able to distract them with some beggin strips. Just when it looks like they are going to escape, Dean trips on a tree root and is dragged down to hell.
Episode 2: Sam spends most of the episode trying to find a way to get Dean out of hell. It involves a lot of translating from latin and is surprisingly boring. Dean appears in the final moments carrying a snowball having escaped from hell and disproved a popular saying.
Episode 3: Sam and Dean travel to a small town where a leprechaun is terrorizing the population. Sam and Dean end up siding with the leprechaun when it becomes obvious that the town was after his lucky charms.
Episode 4: Dean's teeth become possessed and start talking to eachother. The incisors make cutting remarks while the molars complain about the daily grind, driving Dean temporarily insane. Sam works tirelessly to find special toothpaste to calm them down.
Episode 5: The impala breaks down and Sam and Dean run into another team of hunters who are traveling the country in their groovy van. The hunters are tracking a phantom living in an old mansion. They all travel to the mansion where they find the proprietress struggling to keep the doors open with the recent haunting. The episode ends when the team decides to split up to look for clues.
Episode 6: Sam finds glow in the dark paint, leading him and the others to suspect that this is not a real haunting. A trap is set and the phantom is revealed to be developer from Las Vegas who wanted to buy and demolish the mansion so he could build condominiums. He would have got away with it if it weren't for Sam and Dean and those meddling kids.
Episode 7: Sam and Dean team up with Blade and go to Oregon to kill the vampires from Twilight.
Episode 8: Sam and Dean hunt a banshee. Guest starring Adam Lambert.
Episode 9: Its New York Fashion Week and three models have fallen on the same runway breaking their noses and ending their careers. Sam and Dean find that it is being haunted by a designer who was murdered. They burn a pair of skinny jeans and that seems to appease him.
Episode 10: The Winchesters head to Georgia where a string of rabbit attacks aroused their suspicion. While there they run into the only person to escape the rabbit alive, an ex-president with a vengeance.
Episode 11: Sam and Dean find that several people have read a curse, believing it to be harmless because it was written in comic sans. Sam also falls into the trap. Dean must act quickly to find the cure because at midnight, Sam will turn into a shark, and the nearest saltwater tank is over a hundred miles away.
Episode 12: Sam and Dean go on a snipe hunt.
Episode 13: A local zoo overlooks one of its exhibits and the inhabitants die. Sam and Dean must deal with ghost hippos, and they're hungry hungry.
Episode 14: Sam and Dean believe that a local chef sold his soul when his signature dish, chocolate-covered gumdrop sausage melts actually finds popularity.
Episode 15: Sam and Dean find a little hollow tree filled with elves baking cookies. But they are baking evil cookies.
Episode 16: Its a holiday special! An old silk hat with some magic in it awakens a snowman who then goes on a killing spree, freezing people who use tanning beds. Dean acts as bait and gets burned
Episode 17: The Winchesters are on the hunt for an evil washing machine that turns the whites pink with the blood of its victims.
Episode 18: The death of a cobbler reveals one thing, the elves are back, and this time they are making shoes.
Episode 19: In the season finale, the last pair of shoes are still out there and a series of deaths show that the leather has been turned into various items.
Season 2
Episode 1: There's a ghost train on the loose. Can the train outrun Sam and Dean? It thinks it can.
Episode 2: The Winchesters anger a witch, causing her to put a curse on them that turns their personalities into those of mean girls. Bickering and shopping sprees threaten their search for a solution. The episode ends in a cliff hanger with Dean crying because Sam told him that outfit did make him look fat.
Episode 3: Sam and Dean give the witch a heartfelt apology and everyone learns a good life lesson. Dean tries to find a body shop that can get the pink flowers and chihuahuas detailing off the impala.
Episode 4: The disappearance of a family of three bring Sam and Dean to a small town. There they find that the family was last seen with a man named Torgo, who tends to the place when the master is away.
Episode 5: The Winchesters travel to a town in which citizens who start to sing a song continue to sing it until they die. Things get complicated when Dean starts singing the song, not knowing what it is.
Episode 6: Sam and Dean encounter the killer rabbit again. It seems to just keep going and going.
Episode 7: Several haunting incidences at a library lead Sam and Dean to a certain book. After searching the town for answers and finding nothing, they decide that they will have to go to the book itself to find what they are looking for and they will have to answer the core question of the book: Where is Waldo?
Episode 8: Sam and Dean travel to a town where dairy products are not just going bad, they are going evil.
Episode 9: Sam gets a mullet haircut to appease a ghost with an achey-breaky heart.
Episode 10: The Winchesters go to Minneapolis to investigate reports of the ghost of a quarterback haunting the stadium. They are disappointed to find that its really not a ghost and a little scared when Brett Favre yells 'get off my lawn'.
Episode 11: Dean is furious when Sam trades the impala for 'magic' beans. It proves to be a good decision when they find the local town is being plagued by a jolly, green giant who is stealing their vegetable crops.
Episode 12: In what could be considered a 'filler' episode, Dean and Sam collect recyclables and work odd jobs to make enough money to buy the impala back.
Episode 13: The Winchesters head to North Carolina to hunt something that the locals call 'The Blue Devil'. In the end, they find nothing supernatural, get kicked off of Duke campus forever, and end number eight on ESPNs Top Mascot Fights.
Episode 14: Sam and Dean must make a decision when two cases come up at the same time: a group of fairies is sabotaging a developer and there is a town being terrorized by a demon ghost robot dinosaur. While their negotiated talks between the fairy king and the contractor result in an amicable solution, they regret their choice of hunt.
Episode 15: Cellists of an orchestra are finding surprising success before meeting untimely demises. Dean gets to realize his dream of being a professional flutist when he and Sam infiltrate the orchestra.
Episode 16: The Winchesters investigate a possessed boomerang that keeps coming back to haunt those that threw it away.
Episode 17: Sam and Dean go all out in the season finally when they travel to an island off the coast of Florida that was once host to an epic demon pirate battle. They go to investigate reports of a vampire mummy that is haunting the basement of the Florida State Penitentiary for the Criminally Insane's abandoned amusement park.
and random gif fyt: