[Thud. The journal only starts recording because it was unfortunate enough to get in the way of Etna's foot and it found itself being kicked into the tree in front of her.]
When I find the bastard who ruined my life this time, they're going to wish they'd never been born! No one messes with my wings and gets away with it! I'm going to pound their
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A voice he recognized. ...No. Way. He quickly fumbled with the book and tried to open a voice feed.]
Beauty Queen Etna?!
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Hey! This is all your fault, isn't it, Adell?! Show your face, dammit! And give me my wings back!
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Did you find a book with your name on it?
[...Wait, didn't Catherine say that New Feather influxes were supposed to have stopped?]
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...You mean this piece of crap? [She nudges it with her foot.]
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[A frustrated sigh. And today was going so well...]
Yes, I mean that. Pick it up, dammit.
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[She does pick it up, though.]
If this is some sort of trap, I swear on my vassals' lives that you'll need to sleep with both eyes open for at least thirty years!
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[She'll probably be able to see him looking into his camera. From her perspective, she might be able to see the white feathered wings coming out of his back. Those definitely were not there before.]
You see? Yours got turned on somehow and that's how I've been hearing you.
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Everyone here's gotten stuck with their own set. They're very real. I don't know how we got them or where they came from, but when you appear in this world, you have them.
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...Read that. That'll explain everything far better than I could. Yes. There's a goddamn instruction manual for being here. That's the kind of crap we've gotten into.
...Why don't you tell me where you are so I can come look for you? At least that way I can get you back to the village before nightfall.
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How about...no. Summarize it for me! This is way too long. Ugh. And I'm in some horrible forest. It's like a ghost story or something. I think I can actually hear birds chirping.
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[Adell's voice... yeah, it sounds like he's not kidding around at all. And given his history of refusing to lie...]
...The forest is pretty vague. Look for a landmark. A stream, a rock formation, something. The village is surrounded on all sides by forest.
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But. Whatever. Just look for the tree that's on fire.
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But I'm on my way.
[And he wanders outside, looking for the inevitable column of smoke from a burning tree. He'll start heading for it once he spots it.]
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Heeeey, speaking of useless, where are the Prinnies?
[By the time he gets to her, assuming the conversation is over, she's looking over the Guide with disinterest.]
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