Miracle Soccer Ace Etna: Episode 1 [Accidental Voice/Action]

Aug 25, 2010 21:37

[Thud. The journal only starts recording because it was unfortunate enough to get in the way of Etna's foot and it found itself being kicked into the tree in front of her.]

When I find the bastard who ruined my life this time, they're going to wish they'd never been born! No one messes with my wings and gets away with it! I'm going to pound their ( Read more... )

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[Voice] vulcanblazer August 26 2010, 04:45:24 UTC
[Today was just another good day for Adell. Training hard like always, and he was just finishing up. Maybe it was time to go get some lunch. Pizza sounded good. But as he was packing up his things from the barracks, his journal fell open and a... voice started shrieking out of it.

A voice he recognized. ...No. Way. He quickly fumbled with the book and tried to open a voice feed.]

Beauty Queen Etna?!

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[Voice] forever_heroine August 26 2010, 04:55:20 UTC
[She was really walking away. Until she heard Adell's voice out of nowhere.]

Hey! This is all your fault, isn't it, Adell?! Show your face, dammit! And give me my wings back!

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[Voice] vulcanblazer August 26 2010, 04:58:23 UTC
Why the hell would I want your wings? And no, this isn't my fault, either.

Did you find a book with your name on it?

[...Wait, didn't Catherine say that New Feather influxes were supposed to have stopped?]

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[Voice] forever_heroine August 26 2010, 05:00:12 UTC
I don't know! You wanted my nail, too, remember?!

...You mean this piece of crap? [She nudges it with her foot.]

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[Voice] vulcanblazer August 26 2010, 05:09:25 UTC
...Yeah, well, wanting a fingernail is a lot different than switching your wings with feathered ones.

[A frustrated sigh. And today was going so well...]

Yes, I mean that. Pick it up, dammit.

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[Voice] forever_heroine August 26 2010, 05:14:42 UTC
Yeah, you're right. You aren't nearly clever enough to pull that one off. Still, I'm really pissed off!

[She does pick it up, though.]

If this is some sort of trap, I swear on my vassals' lives that you'll need to sleep with both eyes open for at least thirty years!

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[Voice] vulcanblazer August 26 2010, 05:18:51 UTC
...The book isn't a trap. It's a journal. Kind of like a video phone thing. Look.

[She'll probably be able to see him looking into his camera. From her perspective, she might be able to see the white feathered wings coming out of his back. Those definitely were not there before.]

You see? Yours got turned on somehow and that's how I've been hearing you.

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Re: [Voice] forever_heroine August 26 2010, 05:21:36 UTC
Hey! Slow down! I know how to use a cellphone, moron. Mind telling me what those things are doing on your back, too?!

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[Voice] vulcanblazer August 26 2010, 05:25:52 UTC
[Adell's wings flit slightly as he realizes Etna called attention to them.]

Everyone here's gotten stuck with their own set. They're very real. I don't know how we got them or where they came from, but when you appear in this world, you have them.

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[Voice] forever_heroine August 26 2010, 05:36:09 UTC
Listen, if you don't start explaining things without raising more questions, then I'll just have to find you and beat the answers out of you. Got it? Now, how did I get here, then? If your mom or whatever wasn't to blame.

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[Voice] vulcanblazer August 26 2010, 05:40:48 UTC
[Have the guide pop up on your journal, Etna.]

...Read that. That'll explain everything far better than I could. Yes. There's a goddamn instruction manual for being here. That's the kind of crap we've gotten into.

...Why don't you tell me where you are so I can come look for you? At least that way I can get you back to the village before nightfall.

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[Voice] forever_heroine August 26 2010, 05:58:35 UTC
[A pause.]

How about...no. Summarize it for me! This is way too long. Ugh. And I'm in some horrible forest. It's like a ghost story or something. I think I can actually hear birds chirping.

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[Voice] vulcanblazer August 26 2010, 06:03:56 UTC
Etna, this is serious. The short of it is, you're in another dimension. There's no way out. We're trapped here until we somehow manage to get sent back. There are scientists called the Malnosso that are keeping us in this enclosure surrounded by an unbreakable energy barrier. How's that for a starter?

[Adell's voice... yeah, it sounds like he's not kidding around at all. And given his history of refusing to lie...]

...The forest is pretty vague. Look for a landmark. A stream, a rock formation, something. The village is surrounded on all sides by forest.

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[Voice] forever_heroine August 26 2010, 06:12:25 UTC
Gee, aren't you all riled up and serious? Lighten up! They just haven't had to face me yet~.

But. Whatever. Just look for the tree that's on fire.

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[Voice] vulcanblazer August 26 2010, 06:16:58 UTC
...Uh, Etna. You should know. There's a wolf god in that forest who doesn't take too kindly to people damaging the trees. You probably could beat her if she started something, but it's a hassle you probably won't want to deal with.

But I'm on my way.

[And he wanders outside, looking for the inevitable column of smoke from a burning tree. He'll start heading for it once he spots it.]

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[Voice] forever_heroine August 26 2010, 06:19:32 UTC
Oh, please! I can handle a little dog. I don't even need my weapons for that. I'm not that useless.

Heeeey, speaking of useless, where are the Prinnies?

[By the time he gets to her, assuming the conversation is over, she's looking over the Guide with disinterest.]

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