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Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you.
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah
Derek Zoolander: At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.
Derek: What is this? A center for ants?
Derek: How are we expected to teach the kids to read good... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek: I don't wanna hear your excuses!
Derek: The building has to be atleast... 3 times... that size!
Derek Zoolander: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
That Hansel is soo hot right now!
