How To Get Laid Without Even Trying
Title: HOW TO GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN TRYING
Pairing: Ennis/Jack
Word Count: 100 Word Drabble
Genre: AU
Author’s Note: I wrote this entry for the Brokeback Drabbles, Shorts and Challenges Contest back in May. Chocolate was the beverage of choice.
Disclaimer: No marshmallow survived the writing process.
Dedication: For Donna gwylliondream
“Just because you buy a fella a cup of hot chocolate, don’t mean you can have your way with ‘im.”
“That right? What would I have to fork over to get you to put out?”
“Don’t know. What do you think I’m worth?”
“Hmm. Guess I ain’t got a shot.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Not enough tea in China.”
Jack burst out laughing. He really liked to role play with Ennis. Kept them young after thirty years together.
“I think you just mixed your metaphor there, cowboy.”
“Whut?”
“Never mind. Just grab the whip cream and it’s a deal.”
Pairing: Ennis/Jack
Word Count: 100 Word Drabble
Genre: AU
Author’s Note: I wrote this entry for the Brokeback Drabbles, Shorts and Challenges Contest back in May. Chocolate was the beverage of choice.
Disclaimer: No marshmallow survived the writing process.
Dedication: For Donna gwylliondream
“Just because you buy a fella a cup of hot chocolate, don’t mean you can have your way with ‘im.”
“That right? What would I have to fork over to get you to put out?”
“Don’t know. What do you think I’m worth?”
“Hmm. Guess I ain’t got a shot.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Not enough tea in China.”
Jack burst out laughing. He really liked to role play with Ennis. Kept them young after thirty years together.
“I think you just mixed your metaphor there, cowboy.”
“Whut?”
“Never mind. Just grab the whip cream and it’s a deal.”