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[foretastes]

( phone; attempted filter away from all male characters. all of them. except the filter has failed. )

[Terezi sounds utterly dismayed on the phone today. Her voice is full of devastation; there is no one more tragic than her right now. No one. She has all the tragedy. All of it.]Hello, ladies of the species, whatever species you are, which I am

Comments

[wrenchnruffles]

I think you should probably try talkin' to both boys. It's easier when everyone knows what's goin' on.

[foretastes]

It's sorta complicated, 'cause they're also moi- [oh, right, what's the human term for this-] Um, super-duper-best-friends-forever.

[wrenchnruffles]

Oh...that does make it trickier. And you don't want to go makin' 'em angry at each other.

[foretastes]

Yeah! It makes everything way too close for comfort and then there are quadrants and bluh bluh I've never really even bothered with those before.

[wrenchnruffles]

Quadrant's? Never heard of those before.

[foretastes]

Yeah! Your human relationship system is completely primitive compared to Alternia's. I guess you are a one-partner species?

[wrenchnruffles]

Yeah... well, most folk are, anyway. Every once in a while there's some who're happy with more'n that, even with everyone knowin'.

[foretastes]

For my species, four times that amount is normal! Though only two of those involve any potential nubhonking.

[wrenchnruffles]

Guess then it's even more important to make sure everyone's on the same page about all that then.

[foretastes]

Humans make it seem so easy.

[wrenchnruffles]

Nah, feelin's are complicated things no matter what. It's a lot easier to talk about how you should talk to someone than it is to actually go out and do it. 'Specially if they're mighty oblivious.