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[foretastes]

( phone; attempted filter away from all male characters. all of them. except the filter has failed. )

[Terezi sounds utterly dismayed on the phone today. Her voice is full of devastation; there is no one more tragic than her right now. No one. She has all the tragedy. All of it.]Hello, ladies of the species, whatever species you are, which I am

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[dreambubbly]

Okay, let me see if I'm glubbing this right. You wanted - let's call him boy A - to touch them first, I'm guessing due to red feelings, but you are waxing black for boy B, who actually did? That is tricky, but if A knows you're black for B, then I think he'll understand? I think.

...wait, wait, I'm glubbing ahead of the current. You let someone touch your chest nubs? Oh my cod! How scandalous~

[foretastes]

Ssshhhhhh! Feferi, this is not a gossiping matter! I am in true distress here!

[HUFFS]

[dreambubbly]

I'm not gossiping much! Just wondering, that's all!

And didn't the 'hey just tell A you're all black for B' help any?

[foretastes]

That's the thing! I do not even know if I'm right and properly black for him. I suddenly understand nothing, except I have not understood much for a while.

Plus it's- [WHISPERS] It's Karkat and Gamzee we're talking about here.

[dreambubbly]

[WHISPERING BACK] Oh my cod. That does make things a shell of a lot more conchplicated. Because they're all pale for each other and you're in the middle of it and oh my cod. Okay, I will admit that I have no glubbing idea what to do in this situation except maybe try and get Gamzee to stay sober long enough so that you three can glub things out.

[foretastes]

Bluh. I think you might be right. It's like... It's like he's two different Gamzees! One is just my very awesome bro, but then the other makes me want to get my justice on. And out. And over. And sideways.

All the justice, everywhere.

[dreambubbly]

It's hard. It's hard and no one understands. But talking to both of them about it's probably the best thing to do.

...so Gamzee honked your chest nub in the middle of a justice rampage? Huh...

[foretastes]

Noooo, he honked it while we forgot you guys! And I guess we kind of thought we were red... or black... or something. We kept flipping.

[dreambubbly]

Ohhh...so one of those weird things where you honestly have no idea what the shell is going on only there is definitely some touching going on?

It is complicated. And reminding me of my promise to myself to not let someone touch mine until I am 200 percent sure he's not going to be a douchebag and get on the audio hook immediately after announcing it to the entire town.

[foretastes]

Oh, god, Feferi.

The last thing I ever wanted to imagine.

Was Eridan.

Touching your n.

N...

N.....

[chokes]

Why would you put this image in my head.

[foretastes]

Also, there is pretty much no doubt he wouldn't go bragging all over the place afterwards.

Just saying.

[dreambubbly]

I didn't do it intentionally! I just said I wasn't going to let that happen anyway!

...because there is absolutely no doubt that there would be bragging all over the place.

[foretastes]

At the same time, though, how do you expect your relationship to ever progress!

[dreambubbly]

There are other ways for it to progress! Besides, you have to take these things slowly sometimes. If you go too fast, then things can get a little weird.

...and okay, makeouts in piles of things don't hurt, either. Sorry if that is too much information!

[foretastes]

Piles of what.

[dreambubbly]

...pillows and blankets. Not horns or shitty wands or anything like that.