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[foretastes]

( phone; attempted filter away from all male characters. all of them. except the filter has failed. )

[Terezi sounds utterly dismayed on the phone today. Her voice is full of devastation; there is no one more tragic than her right now. No one. She has all the tragedy. All of it.]Hello, ladies of the species, whatever species you are, which I am

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[guitarslaying]

I'll say what I always say to this question: I'd shrug it off.

[foretastes]

So I should just forget about it?

[guitarslaying]

If you're saying it's something you didn't mind? Then yeah, who cares?

[foretastes]

It's more complicated than that! It is a mess. It could be a big mess.

Also, I was saving my nubhonkings.

[guitarslaying]

Eh. I don't really get caring that much, but whatever.

Then I dunno. Break his arms or something. Like to see him do nubhonking without those.

[foretastes]

It won't erase the act that it already happened! But maybe...

[guitarslaying]

There aren't really any "take backs" in growing up and being a teenager.

But hey, an ounce of prevention goes a long way, y'know?

[foretastes]

It's hard. Being a kid and growing up! It's hard and...

Well, I think you understand.

[guitarslaying]

Understanding kids?

Is kinda part of my deal.

Yeah. It is hard.

You get used to it though, y'know.

[foretastes]

Oh? Are you a human lusus??

[guitarslaying]

I've been called all kinds of things before, but that ain't one of 'em. What is it?

[foretastes]

Like a parent!

[guitarslaying]

Eh, sorta. I'm a housekeeper, so I do nanny work.

That means I take care of kids because their parents are too busy or just too big of assholes to take care of 'em.