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[foretastes]

( phone; attempted filter away from all male characters. all of them. except the filter has failed. )

[Terezi sounds utterly dismayed on the phone today. Her voice is full of devastation; there is no one more tragic than her right now. No one. She has all the tragedy. All of it.]Hello, ladies of the species, whatever species you are, which I am

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[made_this_town]

Every time I think you troll brats can't possibly get any worse.

Every goddamn time.

[foretastes]

You weren't supposed to hear this! You are not a lady!

[made_this_town]

Neither are you, you are a fucking child. Smooching and rump-touching is for grown-ups kid, not for babyass little toddlers just outta their diapers.

[foretastes]

I'll be six and a half soon!

[made_this_town]

Okay, let me amend that. Smooching and rump-touching is for grown-ups, not for babyass little toddlers still in diapers.

[foretastes]

I don't even know what a diaper is!

[made_this_town]

Oh sorry I forgot I was talking to a little baby, I shouldn't use big grown-up words. I guess I will tell you when you get older assuming someone doesn't do the world a favor and throw your baby crib off a cliff with you in it.

[foretastes]

I've never been a baby, either! Also, what's a crib! Wait, don't tell me, I don't care!

Are you jealous.

[made_this_town]

A baby is the thing that you are, a tiny useless little wait what.

[foretastes]

You are jealous that your nubs are not being honked.

[made_this_town]

What is a nub anyway.

[foretastes]

They are on a girl's chest.