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[Terezi honestly could not be happier with the current town shenanigans. They are the best shenanigans. Terezi loves shenanigans. Sure, meeting her pod double had been really awkward, and she'd fallen into hate with herself a bit, but, really. Who could blame her? The pod Terezi had just been so wonderfully awful. It had also afforded her the chance to taste herself, which is really a lot more innocent than it sounds oh jegus you perverts stop that.
Anyway, somewhere along the line Terezi finds herself trapped by the giant blob.
The thing is, though, Terezi doesn't know that's what it is. You have to understand- she's blind and can only see through taste and smell. To her, she is simply encased in a sea of red... and it tastes like cherry.
Red is her favorite color. Cherry is her favorite flavor.
She's having the best dream ever.
Terezi quickly dismisses any notions of this being reality and takes delight in wiggling around in the red mass, trying to swim through it, and chewing herself a place to recline in it. She rolls around in it. She nuzzles her cheek against it. She smashes her face against it. Oh, red. Red, you are her one true love. Red will always be there for her. Terezi never wants to wake up.
Basically, it is like being in a giant recuperacoon filled with delicious cherry red goo instead of sopor slime. What would you do in this situation? ...Okay what you would do is probably not what Terezi does, which is proceed to take her clothes off. No she is not completely naked you perverts she gets down to an undershirt and her underwear and awful mismatched socks (one Christmas sock with a Santa and reindeer pattern and one blue and yellow polkadot sock, both different lengths), which is quite frankly hideous enough.
Terezi lives for making others uncomfortable, whether consciously or not. Right now is nothing if not a flawless example of this. How else do you expect her to react to this. To be fair, she does think she's alone in the blob, not... that... having company is going to change her attitude whatsoever.]
Why didn't I have one of these in my hive?! Shit, this is pretty much on the grandest tier of decadent playthings-
[Oh. She's not alone in here. Huh. She should probably put her clothes back on or something-]
Hiiiii!
[Well okay never mind. She crams another handful of the red goo into her mouth and cracks a horrific grin.]
Anyway, somewhere along the line Terezi finds herself trapped by the giant blob.
The thing is, though, Terezi doesn't know that's what it is. You have to understand- she's blind and can only see through taste and smell. To her, she is simply encased in a sea of red... and it tastes like cherry.
Red is her favorite color. Cherry is her favorite flavor.
She's having the best dream ever.
Terezi quickly dismisses any notions of this being reality and takes delight in wiggling around in the red mass, trying to swim through it, and chewing herself a place to recline in it. She rolls around in it. She nuzzles her cheek against it. She smashes her face against it. Oh, red. Red, you are her one true love. Red will always be there for her. Terezi never wants to wake up.
Basically, it is like being in a giant recuperacoon filled with delicious cherry red goo instead of sopor slime. What would you do in this situation? ...Okay what you would do is probably not what Terezi does, which is proceed to take her clothes off. No she is not completely naked you perverts she gets down to an undershirt and her underwear and awful mismatched socks (one Christmas sock with a Santa and reindeer pattern and one blue and yellow polkadot sock, both different lengths), which is quite frankly hideous enough.
Terezi lives for making others uncomfortable, whether consciously or not. Right now is nothing if not a flawless example of this. How else do you expect her to react to this. To be fair, she does think she's alone in the blob, not... that... having company is going to change her attitude whatsoever.]
Why didn't I have one of these in my hive?! Shit, this is pretty much on the grandest tier of decadent playthings-
[Oh. She's not alone in here. Huh. She should probably put her clothes back on or something-]
Hiiiii!
[Well okay never mind. She crams another handful of the red goo into her mouth and cracks a horrific grin.]