10 Thing I've learnt from Spider-man 3
With the unveiling of Spider-man 3 in cinemas worldwide, all you Spidey-fans can totally geek out, including the entire city of New York, who had a collective orgasm because they had their own god super-hero. Jeez. But in any case it was a GOOD movie, to the extent that there were special effects and some acting. Also, Mary Jane didn't die again, which kinda bummed me out. But if there are lessons to be learnt, you can most definitely learn them from SUPER HERO MOVIES! That's because super hero movies teach you EVERYTHING.
So for all those people who have already watched the movie, here are
1. Always carry at least 2 extra masks with you when you go out. More if you're paranoid.
2. Peter Parker's hair reflects his state of mind. It's a mood ring, but fuzzier.
3. Peter AND Mary-Jane are both very, very bad at this relationship thing.
4. Trust a French guy to get a laugh.
5. Stan Lee is a media darling whore.
6. The Sandman is the only super villain who had to learn how to use his powers rather than knowing how to use them instantly. Even if he only took about three minutes, it's still infinitely longer than any other super villian. He gets props.
7. Venom probably likes Fall Out Boy and Linkin Park. Just a guess. /wristslash
8. Butlers can actually STOP murderers rather than BE murderers. News to me.
9. I'm sure Mary-Jane can sing perfectly fine. Kirsten Dunst, on the other hand...
10. If you ever want anyone dead, you can always ask God. He actually listens!
So for all those people who have already watched the movie, here are
1. Always carry at least 2 extra masks with you when you go out. More if you're paranoid.
2. Peter Parker's hair reflects his state of mind. It's a mood ring, but fuzzier.
3. Peter AND Mary-Jane are both very, very bad at this relationship thing.
4. Trust a French guy to get a laugh.
5. Stan Lee is a media darling whore.
6. The Sandman is the only super villain who had to learn how to use his powers rather than knowing how to use them instantly. Even if he only took about three minutes, it's still infinitely longer than any other super villian. He gets props.
7. Venom probably likes Fall Out Boy and Linkin Park. Just a guess. /wristslash
8. Butlers can actually STOP murderers rather than BE murderers. News to me.
9. I'm sure Mary-Jane can sing perfectly fine. Kirsten Dunst, on the other hand...
10. If you ever want anyone dead, you can always ask God. He actually listens!