And Now, Your Moment of Zen...

[foresthouse]

M(while coding government programs):
"What's a land-based Native American?"
D: "A Native American who lives on a reservation?"
M: "Well, but are there any Native Americans who live in water?"

Ken: "We are off your 'puter."

Award for Dumbest and Best-Named Government Program:
Special Apple Program

Same Award for Community Programs:
"Feed my Sheep"

There it is folks, your Moment of Zen.