Coffee Culture

[forestdesert]

It is well known that corporate hegemony is the principal driving force behind U.S. foreign policy. However, recent intelligence suggests that this stems not from a desire to annex Central Asian oil resources, but instead to corner the global coffee market. You see, once the U.S. has effectively subjugated the populace in newly occupied territories

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[forestdesert]

Yaeh, I feel much safer now that the coffee shop in Shand's lobby serves Starbuck's coffee as well. You never know what disgusting commie expatriots may have defiled your coffee over at Java City.



I did, however, notice that the price of my latte mysteriously increased by $0.50 without a commensurate change in taste or quality. Interesting ... I guess the proceeds went to those defenders of liberty who keep the hippie scum out of their establishment. Money well spent, to be sure.

[dead_hippasus]

The price is actuallying going to increase around $.11 this week. Go capitalism go!