Living life like a dog... still watch out for RATS
If a dog was the teacher, you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout.!
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough .
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
That all said, yesterday I had to fill up the gas tank in the San Fernando Valley. I'm at the second pump, someone is patiently waiting behind me. Bill finishes filling the tank when a MERCEDES pulls around in a hissy to park in front of me to block our exit. I do not like being the filling of an Oreo so I jump out. Excuse me but the person behind me was waiting and now you have blocked me in. The OLDER THAN DIRT MIDDLE AGED hair painted BITCH in a snit replies "Well she could have pulled around you as we did and she can now back out." I didn't flip her off, I didn't run over the car what with her embarrassed brokeback drudge male at the wheel. I bowed in her direction, the woman behind me thanked me for being brave, she backed up, I hit a guard post backing out and drove away. Anyone know a way to find a car by the california license plate 6SWX655? I feel the need to fill out 100 magazine subscription cards...
This morning at 8:40 am the phone rings from the Womens Medical Center (909)931-1033 with a long message to let me know that they are open and all the great services that they provide such as vagina and labia plasty... WTF... It is what you think it is. Apparently there are women so nutted up that they spend enough time looking at their plumbing thinking of ways to cut it up in the hopes of making it tighter and or prettier?
Then I find out my good buddy Rachels minivan blew the head gasket. I'm in mourning with her. What a terrible thing to have to either come up with cash to replace an engine or take up $400 monthly payments.
I'm just about to cancel this week as a do over, except for all the birthdays this week. So let this be a warning, something out there in the big ju ju world is messed up so everyone take special care. People are going to make mistakes this week and we all need to let them learn their lessons and love them all back into our lives and hearts. Or get even by sending them pregnant cats.