I thank all of you for your hard work in finishing the decorations to the dining hall. It certainly seems as though America had a good idea for once... Everything looks much more festive.
England, if I may, I would request you keep away from the kitchen for at least a week. It took quite a bit to wash out all those ingredients.
And whoever it is that is prank-calling me, I implore you to cease and desist.
[ ooc; .....
Yeah. Prank-calls, indeed. ]