someone's gonna get a hurt real bad~

[iseeunicorns]

[ See England. See England try and bake something. See the oven blow up and have cream and cake explode ALL OVER THE PLACE. ]

BLOODY HELL---

...

[ DUCK AND COVER EVERYONE, THIS PLACE JUST WENT CAKESPLODEY. ]

...

This is all France's fault and I am not cleaning this up.

[ This place needs a food fight. :D LET'S HAVE A MESS~~ ]

Comments

[piiiiiiizzaaaa]

First fireworks and now cake?

[iseeunicorns]

What the devil are you complaining about? Like you don't have kitchen accidents! Honestly!

[piiiiiiizzaaaa]

How bad do you have to be at cooking to make it explode?

[iseeunicorns]

IT WAS THE EQUIPMENT THAT WAS FAULTY, NOT MY COOKING!

[therain_inme]

[did not manage to escape being hit with cake]

[...against good sense, tries some of the cake]

You know, this tastes better than the food you usually make!

[ 1/2 ]

[iseeunicorns]

[ NOT APOLOGETIC NOT APOLOGE-- ]

E-Eh?

[iseeunicorns]

W-Well of course it does! It was going to be a special cake!!!

[ Someone's floatin' down that river in Egypt... ]

[therain_inme]

Really? What's the occasion?

[chocolatnwafels]

[ Fortunately, did not get hit. Just came to investigate. ]

...What sort of sorcery are you putting up in here, England?

[iseeunicorns]

[ Has cake on his head ]

The magic of good food! The oven is being a problem though.

[chocolatnwafels]

[ Quirking at that cake, now. ]

Magic of good food, hm? I'll daresay it takes a lot of magic to make your food good.. Though, you might want to consider your... Er... 'Talent'... As the problem, instead of the oven.

[iseeunicorns]

Did you say something?!

[ So not embarrassed, nope. Only he is. Goddammit even the girls won't stop teasing! ]

[teutonicnight]

[Ended up getting hit with the bomb!cake]

H... how did that happen? I think there's some in my hair...

[iseeunicorns]

W-Woah! Sorry, Lithuania!!

[ Now he actually feels bad ]

Though you could tell me how it tastes so I can start another, hm?

[teutonicnight]

It's fine but how does a cake explode?

[Takes a taste of the cakesplosion]

It tastes like chocolate.

[iseeunicorns]

That can't be possible, I clearly used essence of vanilla when--

[ Looks over at the oven and points ]

That thing is haunted, I tell you!

[facestuck]

[ Gets hit in the face ]

...

[iseeunicorns]

Bloody hell, I'm never buying anything from Korea again!

[ Yes blame the other nations~ ]

[facestuck]

...

[ stands there with cake and frosting dripping slowly off his face ]

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE

[iseeunicorns]

[ When he's come to consciousness, he grabs Hong Kong by the hand, and some kitchen towels, and tugs him out ]

Come on, before they really destroy the place.