001 | Here comes South Korea, here comes South Korea, right down Confucius Lane

[mansae]

순탄축하! Hey big bro? Can I open a present before Christmas? The television said it was okay if it was just one! They also said it was better to give one meaningful present instead of a lot of expensive things so I packed all my feelings into these cards!

[ He has a stack of cards in his hands that he's ready to pass out. He wrote a unique message

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[distantwater]

No, aru. What are you up to?

[mansae]

I'm not up to anything! So can I open one? Please, please, pleeeeaaaase? Uri, uri, uri! Mansaaaeeee!!

[ Baby begging ]

[distantwater]

[hands on hips, staring him up because he's short down, that doesn't work so well, now that you're all grown, Korea]

AIYAA, act your age! I don't even celebrate Christmas. Where did the presents even come from? Don't push your luck aru!

[mansae]

But it's Christmas! It's a super big event! You have to at least give me a present!

...That's why I wrapped up all these great things I wanted from your place already! Now can I open one?

1/3

[distantwater]

Not for me it's no-

2/3

[distantwater]

[shaking with rage]

[distantwater]

You did WHAT aru!??

[mansae]

I left you all the stuff you like, bro -- like communism! I don't want that!

...Like he's not used to everyone taking his things already

[distantwater]

PUT EVERYTHING BACK THE WAY YOU FOUND IT! NOW ARU!

Korea takes most of it, though. xD

[mansae]

I-It was an accident! I didn't mean to step on it!

[ Evidently, he broke something in China's house and is assuming he knows about it. ]

1/2

[distantwater]

[distantwater]

What did you break now!?

[mansae]

N-Nothing...!

[distantwater]

If you tell me now, I won't be as angry aru.

[mansae]

Really! It was broken already!

[distantwater]

[might be clutching a wok, losing his infinite patience aru]

IM YONG SOO. TELL ME WHAT YOU BROKE.