it's for your own good, they always say!

[iseeunicorns]

[ He's arguing on the phone in his office at HQ, drop by at your leisure and pick on him give him a cup of tea steal his internet see what he's yelling about.

You've heard the news, digital law is becoming strict in the UK. Help England realise this is a bad idea! ]

For the last time already, if you have any bloody bright ideas, then tell them!

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[wifeindenial]

[Yelling is never good, and being just a bit too curious, Finland peers around the door frame and speaks softly after a few moments of silence.]

If you want tea, I could always make you some....!

[He's not a housewife at heart, really. Also, please ignore the confetti in his hair.]

[iseeunicorns]

[ For now he will, since he's not looking up. ]

There isn't any in the kitchen. Unless you intend to make some up--

[ Pause. Peering over his shoulder. ]

Do you know where the tea is?

[wifeindenial]

I have a bit extra in my room, actually. It may not be the kind you like, and it's in bags instead of loose, but it helps me fall asleep at night when I'm anxious. Really, I could make some for you if you want it!

[iseeunicorns]

Better than nothing, at this rate.

[ Still sewing. ]

But I have no intention of falling asl-- Ouch!

[ Hello, pricked finger! What will you do, Finland? ]

[wifeindenial]

[And just as he's about to fetch the tea, too. Finland here fails when it comes to sewing or notions, so he simply stares for a moment before flailing slightly.]

Eh?! U-Um, I'll go get some peroxide and bandag-

OHYAAAAA!

[And he ever-so-eloquently crashes into a cabinet while attempting to flee the room. Smooth.]

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[iseeunicorns]

[ Grimacing hardcore, finger in his mouth. But coming around to look at you. ]

Bloody 'ell!!

[iseeunicorns]

Finland!! Don't break my trophies!

[ He's worried about you, really. First making sure none of his medals and things have fallen out, before looking at Finn and then extending a hand to him. ]

Getting a bit scatterbrained there, aren't you?

[wifeindenial]

[He's not always this klutzy, honest!]

I'm sorry! I was trying to hurry, and....

[He takes your hand and pulls himself up, quickly checking that the cabinet and its belongings are secure.]

I'll go get you a bandage now!

[iseeunicorns]

[ SURE HE ISN'T. Eh. He looks at his finger. ]

It's fine. You need something for your head.

[ And tugging you along to make you sit down and getting you an ice pack. ]

Honestly. Where's your mind these days?

[wifeindenial]

[HE'S NOT! Fine, fine. He takes a seat and looks down to the floor. He hates being scolded, crap crap-]

I'm sorry. I have a lot on my mind right now. I'm really sorry. I'll make it up to you, okay?

[iseeunicorns]

Worry about yourself first, you nut.

[ wrapping it in a towel and holding it to your head, yeow-- ]

Certainly looks like you're not taking care of yourself. You haven't been quite the same without Sweden around you.

[wifeindenial]

Ehe. That would probably be for the best.

[Flinches slightly. Geez, why did he have to do that?]

I'm just fine! Really, I'm doing well. Eh? What does Su-san have to do with it?

[iseeunicorns]

[ Headshake. Unimportant. Not that he cares, really. And leaning against the desk as he lightly touches the pack to your forehead. It's going to swell otherwise. ]

I don't recall walking into cabinets being a sign that anything is doing well, Finland.

[wifeindenial]

[He simply blinks, fiddling with his sleeve.]

It's alright! I didn't mean to, and I wasn't really paying attention, and.....!

[iseeunicorns]

Here's a hint. This is the part where you actually realise arguing isn't going to work and admit to what's wrong.

[wifeindenial]

[Crap, he's too used to being able to do this.]

W-Well, nothing's really wrong, but....

It's my birthday, so I thought I'd have a drink, and....

[ffff LIGHTWEIGHT.]