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Nov 08, 2009 00:04

[ It's late at night, peaceful in the Headquarters, where, presumably, everyone else is asleep. All of a sudden, though-- ]

BANG!!

CRASH!!

[ A gunshot and what sounds like pieces of ceiling falling to the floor on the second floor are heard. Really loudly. But perhaps not as loudly as the proceeding strangled yell. Then, it's silent for a few ( Read more... )

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vital_rose November 8 2009, 05:24:16 UTC

Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé dans le monde?

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:25:42 UTC

Huh? I can't understand what you're saying, man-- speak English!

vital_rose November 8 2009, 05:33:17 UTC

What did you do now?

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:36:07 UTC

I-it's all okay! I got this under control, France! If I can take care of Hurricane Katrina, I can do anything!

vital_rose November 8 2009, 05:47:39 UTC

Oui. If you say so.

[Yawns, and as he does so, France looks upward. What he sees stops him in mid-yawn.]

What is that?

1/2 usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:51:36 UTC

Huh? You mean up there?

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:52:08 UTC

Oh, looks like another floor! England's imaginary friends said something about an elevator leading up there!

vital_rose November 8 2009, 05:55:05 UTC

Another floor, you say...

Perhaps we should see what is up there.

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:56:31 UTC

.... Do you think any commies are up there? Or terrorists?

vital_rose November 8 2009, 06:17:24 UTC

Only une way to find out.

[LETS GO EXPLORING!]

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 06:35:18 UTC

Okay! I think it's time we explored this! Of course, it'll be one of my overseas territories-- and France, you can be my back-up! You have the most important job of all-- you hold the flashlight! It's settled, then! Ha ha ha ha!

[ WE'RE BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE ]

vital_rose November 8 2009, 07:07:23 UTC

It is HQ, Amérique. You can't take any place for your own, save for a room perhaps.

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 07:10:56 UTC

That's what this flag's for, France! [ showing you my fancy American flag-on-a-stick-- perfect for sticking into new territory! ]

So come on-- LET'S EXPLORE BRAVE NEW FRONTIERS! That's my specialty!

vital_rose November 8 2009, 07:16:37 UTC

Oui. Oui. We all have our own flags. But, if it makes you happy...

I'll let Angleterre bust your joy instead.

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 07:19:35 UTC

[ la la la la ignoring you la la la la la dragging you with me ]

vital_rose November 8 2009, 07:37:34 UTC

[Just gives up and sighs, toting along the flash-lights in question.]

Do I even get a chance to put on a shirt?

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