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[bbbunnation]

Engwand! Engwand!

Why was thewe so much loud booms yestewday? They were pwetty and bwight and in lots of pwetty colouws. But why were they thewe? And how they'd get so high in the sky like that?

And! And! Why are people saying 'happy biwfhday' to me?

I hafe a biwfhday?

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[brb_g2g2work]

Feliz cumpleaños, little guy!

Or as you would say "Happy birthday"... since you don't speak Spanish yet.

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Wha!

[Stop confusing him and he's going to stare at you from behind whatever it is he hid behind.]

You wook like Spain.

[brb_g2g2work]

[Awww, you're so skittish; Mexico met a different one of you on a special occasion, so he knows to crouch down so he can be at eye level <3]

You think so? I can sound like Spain if I want, but I heard I look more like my aunt... C'mon over here, kiddo. It's your birthday so I've got something for you.

[bbbunnation]

You hafe something for me?

[Hesitantly coming over and peeking at you shyly. Giving you a nervous little smile. Still scared, but how can he turn down a present?]

[brb_g2g2work]

[No need to be scared, what he's got smells like a yummy cheeseburger~ with chips on the side, very Fourth of July style]

Yep, I bet you'll get cakes and ice cream today so I made your favorite lunch too. You've gotta eat good food to grow up big, yeah?

[bbbunnation]

[It'd be yummy... If he knew what the heck a burger was. Still, he's curious about what you're handing him.]

What kind of food is that? I haven't seen that befowe.

[brb_g2g2work]

Uh... I'm pretty sure you'd call it a cheeseburger. Or a beef sandwich maybe?

...Y-you've really never eaten a sandwich before??

[bbbunnation]

I neva seen a sandwich like that!

[brb_g2g2work]

Ahhh, 'kay I get it. Probably 'cause Ingleterra doesn't cook with this kind beef as much... but over on our block we have a lot of it.

Trust me, when you get bigger, you're gonna like these more than is strictly healthy you can imagine.

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Who's In...In-ge-te-wa?

[He's giving the burger a curious look and a poke before sniffing it. Doesn't look like anything England or France have ever made. But it does smell pretty yummy.]

You know my bigger self too?

[brb_g2g2work]

[ Aw it's a little bit heartbreaking that you're the age before you recognized little him; but he won't show it-- cutting this burger into little bites now]

Heck yeah, you and me and Canada grow up together, little man! Heh, when you get old enough to come out and play by yourself, you'll be all up in my yard pushing me around, riding horses and building traintracks... But don't worry about that right now.

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I know Canada! He looks like me!

...

What's a twain?

[brb_g2g2work]

[PFFFFT] Y-yeah, he does... My cousins down south always get you two confused.

Here, try this. [Offering a little bite of cheeseburger] ... now a train is a way to get across your yard fast. In the future anyway... your yard'll be a lot bigger.

[Having a bite himself because mmm, yummy] And by the way, y'know that dude who takes care of you right now, guess you call him "UK"? We call him Ingleterra.

[bbbunnation]

[Omonomonom... And now comes the wide-eyed stare of awe, disbelief, and wonder]

THIS IS GOOD!

[brb_g2g2work]

Of course it is! Haha...

Hope you have 500 more birthdays, EU!

[bbbunnation]

'm not EU. 'm Amewica.

[Don't go confusing the kid with your nicknames just yet there Mexico.]