Let the midget invasion start!

[bbbunnation]

There's a rustle and some shaking amongst the piles of hay out in the stables before a little head pops up, He looks like he just woke up from a nap, since he's rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. And then he blinks, starting to get a little scared.

Where?! Where is this?

I neva seen this place befowe!

Engwand?  Engwand?! ENGWAND!!!!

I'm scawed...

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[ask_me_arse]

Oi. Not so loud.

What're you looking for England for, then?

[bbbunnation]

Eep!

[Hiding from the strange person time]

[ask_me_arse]

What, you're not scared, then, are you? Come on out.

[bbbunnation]

[He's not scared!..... Well, okay. Maybe a little. Peeking out so you can see the top of his head and eyes, but not everything just yet.]

[ask_me_arse]

[Crouching at your level, in front of your hidey-hole.]

[bbbunnation]

[Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaare... And a little face pops out now.]

Who are you?

[ask_me_arse]

I'm Éire--Ireland. And who might you be?

1/2

[bbbunnation]

Iweland?

[bbbunnation]

'm Amewica!

[ask_me_arse]

What, wee t'ing like you? America? Are y'really?

[bbbunnation]

It's what Engwand calls me.

[ask_me_arse]

Well, then, that's you're name. I'd t'ought you were taller, though...

Still, you're growin' up to be a fine, strong young lad, aren't you?

[bbbunnation]

I wanna grow weally big and stwong just like evewyone else!

[ask_me_arse]

Oh, aye, you will. Don't worry yourself on that one.

But what're you doing in the stables?

[bbbunnation]

[Oh yeah.... Knew he was forgetting something]

I was just taking a nap cause I was sleepy 'nd when I woke up I was hewe and I don't know this place and I can't find Engwand and I've neva been somewhewe I didn't know and and and....

[Sniffs. Sniffs and now the worst thing an adult can deal with. A crying kid]

Trying this again ;3;

[ask_me_arse]

[Especially for Ireland, who isn't much more than a kid himself sometimes.]

Heeey, there there, now. I'm Ireland, remember. I live right next door to England the bloody fecking gobshite. If anyone can find him, it's me. And usually he finds me first.