What the New World Order??
[[At a large table covered with textbooks sits the Ancient Roman Empire, and for his age he's looking healthy and vibrant-- albeit facepalming over a map-- with a glass of considerably more potent than modern Italy's or France's wine in the other hand to help him make sense of your crazy world. YES ALL OF YOU, and the wine helps, really.
The look on his face says "What the hell've these kids been doing all over my lawn??", but by the time his glass is empty, he's not stressing about it. Really-- and he's got a few questions for anyone who happens to walk by...]]
Hey-- okay, soooo... who exactly owns the Mediterranean Sea now? ...And anybody here seen Veneziano or Romano today?? If you do, tell them we need to talk. Now.
[OOC; TEXTY POST HAS LOTS OF TEXT BECAUSE IT'S INTRO BIG DADDY ROMA TIME... AND ALSO HI GUYS o/]
The look on his face says "What the hell've these kids been doing all over my lawn??", but by the time his glass is empty, he's not stressing about it. Really-- and he's got a few questions for anyone who happens to walk by...]]
Hey-- okay, soooo... who exactly owns the Mediterranean Sea now? ...And anybody here seen Veneziano or Romano today?? If you do, tell them we need to talk. Now.
[OOC; TEXTY POST HAS LOTS OF TEXT BECAUSE IT'S INTRO BIG DADDY ROMA TIME... AND ALSO HI GUYS o/]