Feb 10, 2004 14:43
This past week has been marked by multiple achievments and occurrances, some more unusual than others- such as being awakened one morning by a decidedly too hyper green man jumping up and down in the middle of the room while mangling the Lord's Prayer.
Reverend Mother Justinia would be appalled.
However, the green man has graced my offices with his verdant presence as often as Miss Schbeiker can procure him, and despite the... absurd requirements he has to exist in obedience to, I will miss the absurdity when the color fades and he is freed to continue his normal life as a cadet.
Aside from chanting Our Fathers and Hail Marys every time he passes a window, he has been cheerfully reciting whatever it is he's had to learn in class that day; so often, in fact, that I believe I also could repeat the different specifications of a Model Six Buster Rifle verbatim.
Miss Schbeiker has been reading this over my shoulder (Her manners have become lax with the addition of the green man to my offices), and finds it all quite amusing.
I shall have to think of a suitable punishment for her later.
For the moment, there is paperwork to do, and that silly little Schmoof song to listen to.
Signed,
Relena Dorlian-Peacecraft