In lieu of anything remotely earth shattering

[forecastisrayne]

Meme from green_queen

List 20 things that you are, starting with "I am a ...".
Do not leave out the "a" or "an" in your statements.


I am an adopted child.
I am a Sagittarian (Capricorn cusp, Pisces Rising).
I am a size 10 and a half shoe.
I am an ideas man (though not neccesarily a follow through person).
I am a gin hound.
I am an aspiring billionaire.
I am a home owner (actually house, not apartment).
I am an ever changing hair colour.
I am a fan of British pop.
I am a lover, not a fighter.
I am a dreamer.
I am a short giant.
I am a tall midget.
I am a twifan (ha no. Not at all).
I am a Buffy fan.
I am a rain maker.
I am a bad bowler.
I am an interior designer.
I am an ironic cliche.
I am a coffee machine.