Apr 27, 2006 17:21
Excerpts from emails my roommate has sent me:
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if i ever get a cat, i'm naming it katamari damaci (or however you f'ing spell it)
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i was going to head there this morning, because i got ready way too quickly, but then my face starting hemorrhaging, and i thought i better deal with that before heading anywhere.
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p.s. i'm wearing a far more supportive bra today
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he claimed that my clapping was so off beat that there was no way he could continue dancing a lie.
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my feigned/silly emotional tumult has fogged my ability to lie successfully. your aid is needed bat-girl.
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i'll let you braid my hair sometime.
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p.s.s. seriously, the titanic?!
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i just do not know what could have gotten into me (perhaps thine old enemy satan came and staid a visit on my mind and tongue). blaming other-worldly sources will not serve either of us well, so i shall stop this
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anger.anger.anger.sniffle.anger.
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