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Things on my bitch list:
1. Showering. The vagina is a self cleaning organ; what the hell is wrong with the rest of my body? Come on, guys. Va jay jay is putting you to shame, and I'm really getting sick of having to disrobe in this cold as balls apartment.
2. Happiness, the movie. Okay, so I don't think I gave this a fair shake. I'm ill at the moment, so I have a pretty low tolerance for anything that isn't Rent (shut up, SHUT UP! I am NOT well). I wasn't feeling this movie from the start. For one, I always think I like Lara Flynn Boyle more than I do (You will never be as good as you were in Twin Peaks, Lara. JUST DIE). And, once the therapist started rubbing one off to a magazine with a bunch of young boys on the cover... in the backseat of his car.... in a gas station parking lot... I was decidely 'not okay' with the movie.
3. My landlord. He installed a door, a door, upside down.
4. Stuffonmycat.com. Just kidding. HA. HA. HA. I fucking love that shit.
1. Showering. The vagina is a self cleaning organ; what the hell is wrong with the rest of my body? Come on, guys. Va jay jay is putting you to shame, and I'm really getting sick of having to disrobe in this cold as balls apartment.
2. Happiness, the movie. Okay, so I don't think I gave this a fair shake. I'm ill at the moment, so I have a pretty low tolerance for anything that isn't Rent (shut up, SHUT UP! I am NOT well). I wasn't feeling this movie from the start. For one, I always think I like Lara Flynn Boyle more than I do (You will never be as good as you were in Twin Peaks, Lara. JUST DIE). And, once the therapist started rubbing one off to a magazine with a bunch of young boys on the cover... in the backseat of his car.... in a gas station parking lot... I was decidely 'not okay' with the movie.
3. My landlord. He installed a door, a door, upside down.
4. Stuffonmycat.com. Just kidding. HA. HA. HA. I fucking love that shit.