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ME: So my roommate was saying that in her cognitive science class they read about this collie that knew over 200 words, and I was like, "I heard about that collie! It was in the news!"
(Cameron starts laughing.)
ME: What?
CAMERON: "I heard about that collie- it was crossing the street- turns out two of those words weren't 'look out!'"
ME: I hate you! You're the meanest person ever!
CAMERON: (maniacal laughter)..oh, god...
ME: Why are you so mean? You like collies!
CAMERON: "Oh, why did I bother teaching this dog the word 'precocious'?!" (laughs harder)
ME: I hate you. You're a terrible, terrible person.
(Cameron starts laughing.)
ME: What?
CAMERON: "I heard about that collie- it was crossing the street- turns out two of those words weren't 'look out!'"
ME: I hate you! You're the meanest person ever!
CAMERON: (maniacal laughter)..oh, god...
ME: Why are you so mean? You like collies!
CAMERON: "Oh, why did I bother teaching this dog the word 'precocious'?!" (laughs harder)
ME: I hate you. You're a terrible, terrible person.