Dazzling with ugliness!
While everyone is cheering the fact that they have tickets for midnight showings of Twilight, I feel as though I must share what I picked up today for eatmyphotons and I:
10:00 PM on the 20th? OH HO, YOU BET! I used SCENE points to pay for one of the tickets. I'm keeping as much money away from the franchise as I can.
I also picked up the most bumfucking ugly dress/tunic/thing to wear. $20something, marked down from $68. LOOK HOW IT DAZZLES.
Also notice how it looks like a goddamn gunny sack. It looks even worse on me, as my boobs are large and make it protrude away from my figure. It's too short to wear without a bottom, and given that it's November, I'll need some sort of remedy anyway. Ideas? A hugeass belt is one option, but I'd like to stray from that. I'm thinking about bringing it in a little, but then I realise I'll be quite drunk when I wear it, so it might not matter anyway. TELL ME WHAT TO DO PEEPS. I AM NOT A DESIGNER.
Speaking of being drunk while wearing it, I picked up some Goldschlager for the occasion. Filled with SPARKLY GOLD FLAKES and 40% alc/vol, it's sure to make Twilight ... Memorable? Unmemorable? Who knows. It probably tastes like ass, but then it was only $16.
I've got makeup and everything sorted out - Been collecting lots of glittery shit from Shoppers Drug Mart. Now I need shoes, a hair-do, jewellery, and no sense of shame. Guess which one I have covered.
TWILIGHT IS SUCH CRAP GOD I AM SO EXCITED.
10:00 PM on the 20th? OH HO, YOU BET! I used SCENE points to pay for one of the tickets. I'm keeping as much money away from the franchise as I can.
I also picked up the most bumfucking ugly dress/tunic/thing to wear. $20something, marked down from $68. LOOK HOW IT DAZZLES.
Also notice how it looks like a goddamn gunny sack. It looks even worse on me, as my boobs are large and make it protrude away from my figure. It's too short to wear without a bottom, and given that it's November, I'll need some sort of remedy anyway. Ideas? A hugeass belt is one option, but I'd like to stray from that. I'm thinking about bringing it in a little, but then I realise I'll be quite drunk when I wear it, so it might not matter anyway. TELL ME WHAT TO DO PEEPS. I AM NOT A DESIGNER.
Speaking of being drunk while wearing it, I picked up some Goldschlager for the occasion. Filled with SPARKLY GOLD FLAKES and 40% alc/vol, it's sure to make Twilight ... Memorable? Unmemorable? Who knows. It probably tastes like ass, but then it was only $16.
I've got makeup and everything sorted out - Been collecting lots of glittery shit from Shoppers Drug Mart. Now I need shoes, a hair-do, jewellery, and no sense of shame. Guess which one I have covered.
TWILIGHT IS SUCH CRAP GOD I AM SO EXCITED.