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forceedge

Another notice.

Feb 24, 2009 00:22

As it has been brought to my attention again and again, and I simply cannot tolerate the nagging any longer ( Read more... )

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twins_right February 24 2009, 05:58:15 UTC

Well, now it seems as though I have even more reasons to continue than I thought.

Also, I have at least an inch on him.

forceedge February 24 2009, 06:01:45 UTC

Yes, please do. I'm sure we could all use the entertainment you so freely provide.

He who speaks first tends to be the lesser endowed.

twins_right February 24 2009, 06:08:09 UTC

Make up your mind, old man. Either complain or enjoy it, but you can't do both.

Well, you're the one who brought it up. I suppose it ran on Eva's side of the family.

forceedge February 24 2009, 06:10:15 UTC

Of course I can.

No, I'm afraid you brought up the size of your supposedly 'glorious' manparts. And yes, bds did, in fact, run on your mother's side, from what I am told.

twins_right February 24 2009, 06:15:08 UTC

Fair enough. I was simply holding you to the standards to which sane people adhere, but that was a mistake from the very beginning.

You brought up measuring in your own initial post. If anyone's obsessed...

And such a shame that's died out.

forceedge February 24 2009, 06:18:51 UTC

Because you are obvious such a bastion of sane living, I see.

Certainly not I, whelp.

Of course it has, Vergil. Of course it has.

twins_right February 24 2009, 06:59:57 UTC

Compared to you and Dante, certainly.

Then where did you get the idea?

It had better.

forceedge February 24 2009, 07:17:44 UTC

Whatever helps you sleep at night, then.

One only has to watch the verbal ping pong.

Or you shall do what, exactly? Curse genetics for the random unlucky draw?

twins_right February 24 2009, 07:34:36 UTC

Prior to this, it was the thought of you rotting in Hell somewhere. Leave me something to cling to, I beg of you.

And I believe you're operating under a misunderstanding. I could care less about the genetics; I'm merely referring to the death of the family line. Particularly the human portion of it, although I can't say I think much of the demon side, either.

forceedge February 24 2009, 07:55:38 UTC

However you wish it, then.

combust February 24 2009, 06:02:13 UTC

In forehead? Yes. In dick? Hahaha, no.

roseimbroglio February 24 2009, 06:06:08 UTC

You could always ask the woman he left for you.

twins_right February 24 2009, 06:06:40 UTC

He already knows. He's just in denial.

roseimbroglio February 24 2009, 06:07:24 UTC

Well, then, who better than an objective judge?

twins_right February 24 2009, 06:11:11 UTC

I think he killed her in a fit of pique. In which case...well, he's at least got more balls than I gave him credit for, although I can't vouch for the rest of the package.

roseimbroglio February 24 2009, 06:12:13 UTC

Oh, that stain'll never come out of the carpet.

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