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There really needs to be a zombie plauge soon, cuz I am really fuckin bored with life, and I think killing a few dozen zombies would solve that problem. Not the fast paced zombies like in 28 Days Later, or the re-make of Dawn of the Dead, but the slower ones from the original Dawn of the Dead, and Night of the Living Dead.
Not all of humanity has to be wiped out, just maybe one big town, so I feel pretty immersed in the whole zombie survival experience. Ya know, I'll find a good hold up with a little food, get a few guns and ammo, maybe bump into a few other survivors, an attractive blonde, an old person, a rebel teen, a priest, and a father and daughter pair. Then we'll prolly all chill for a while until I decide to go try and find a way out of the city becasue I heard over the radio that there was a survivor outpost set up on the outskirts of the city. Everyone will disagree on this idea, especially the rebel teen, who will try to undermine my leadership, so I'll kick his ass, slam my gun down on the table, and say I don't care what they do, but I am going, and so they get all quiet and decide to follow. On the way we will probably lose a couple people (the father, and the old person) to hungry zombies. There will also be chances to save other survivors we see, but instead of risking to help them, I will turn my back on them and say something like "better them than me..." So now the rest of the group isnt sure if they can trust me. The attractive blonde gives me a long speech about how we could have helped them, I will say something about me only looking out for myself, she'll tell me I have no heart and I'll always be alone or something women say. Meanwhile, the rebel teen and the daughter are hitting it off, because he was smart and comforted her after her father was eaten. Also meanwhile, the priest will be praying a lot for souls and junk. After journeying for a bit we will hold up in some empty, 6th floor, apartment. Me and the blonde will then fight some more, which leads into a passionate sex scene. After all that fun is over with, we will leave the apartment, I'll save the rebel teen and daughter from a zombie that sneaks up on them when they are not paying attention because he really likes her boobs and she really likes his smile (girls are dumb). While continuing our journey the priest will ask me about my religious beliefs, I'll respond with something like "I believe in this, Padre" *cock my gun, and shoot a zombie coming up behind him* About 3.45 miles from the outpost, we will be attacked by a whole bunch of zombies, and with a random act of heroics I will throw myself into the battle, telling the others to run and letting them escape towards the outpost. They get there unharmed, and of course extremely sad because they think I am dead, but no, I am not, they are dumb. I'll arrive there about 24 minuets later, pretty roughed up, but not bitten, because I am just so fucking awesome. We all sit very quietly as we hear that we are all to be air lifted out because they are about to nuke the whole city, with a nuke. As a few weeks pass, the rebel teen and the daughter spilt up because hes an asshole, and she thought she could "change him", but too bad shes a moron. The priest had actually been bitten, and not told anyone, so while on the helicopter out of the city, he tunred, so I quickly drew my gun and said "In Nomine Patris, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti. Adios, Padre." and shot him. As for myself in the blonde, we moved to Chicago and got a nice little apartment together. We had many good days, filled with great conversation and happiness. Oh, and sex, a lot of sex.
I mean, is it wrong to want the apocalypse to come?
Not all of humanity has to be wiped out, just maybe one big town, so I feel pretty immersed in the whole zombie survival experience. Ya know, I'll find a good hold up with a little food, get a few guns and ammo, maybe bump into a few other survivors, an attractive blonde, an old person, a rebel teen, a priest, and a father and daughter pair. Then we'll prolly all chill for a while until I decide to go try and find a way out of the city becasue I heard over the radio that there was a survivor outpost set up on the outskirts of the city. Everyone will disagree on this idea, especially the rebel teen, who will try to undermine my leadership, so I'll kick his ass, slam my gun down on the table, and say I don't care what they do, but I am going, and so they get all quiet and decide to follow. On the way we will probably lose a couple people (the father, and the old person) to hungry zombies. There will also be chances to save other survivors we see, but instead of risking to help them, I will turn my back on them and say something like "better them than me..." So now the rest of the group isnt sure if they can trust me. The attractive blonde gives me a long speech about how we could have helped them, I will say something about me only looking out for myself, she'll tell me I have no heart and I'll always be alone or something women say. Meanwhile, the rebel teen and the daughter are hitting it off, because he was smart and comforted her after her father was eaten. Also meanwhile, the priest will be praying a lot for souls and junk. After journeying for a bit we will hold up in some empty, 6th floor, apartment. Me and the blonde will then fight some more, which leads into a passionate sex scene. After all that fun is over with, we will leave the apartment, I'll save the rebel teen and daughter from a zombie that sneaks up on them when they are not paying attention because he really likes her boobs and she really likes his smile (girls are dumb). While continuing our journey the priest will ask me about my religious beliefs, I'll respond with something like "I believe in this, Padre" *cock my gun, and shoot a zombie coming up behind him* About 3.45 miles from the outpost, we will be attacked by a whole bunch of zombies, and with a random act of heroics I will throw myself into the battle, telling the others to run and letting them escape towards the outpost. They get there unharmed, and of course extremely sad because they think I am dead, but no, I am not, they are dumb. I'll arrive there about 24 minuets later, pretty roughed up, but not bitten, because I am just so fucking awesome. We all sit very quietly as we hear that we are all to be air lifted out because they are about to nuke the whole city, with a nuke. As a few weeks pass, the rebel teen and the daughter spilt up because hes an asshole, and she thought she could "change him", but too bad shes a moron. The priest had actually been bitten, and not told anyone, so while on the helicopter out of the city, he tunred, so I quickly drew my gun and said "In Nomine Patris, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti. Adios, Padre." and shot him. As for myself in the blonde, we moved to Chicago and got a nice little apartment together. We had many good days, filled with great conversation and happiness. Oh, and sex, a lot of sex.
I mean, is it wrong to want the apocalypse to come?