Favorite jokes from the legend...
-It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
-And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with.
-My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
-I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
-I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!
-Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
-I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
All from Rodney Dangerfield, my favorite comedian.
-And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with.
-My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
-I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
-I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!
-Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
-I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
All from Rodney Dangerfield, my favorite comedian.