To all of you cell phone owning car driving assholes out there.
HANG UP AND FUCKING DRIVE!!!
IF YOU REALLY MUST TALK ON THE PHONE EVERY GODDAMNED HOUR OF THE FUCKING DAY THEN GET OFF MY ROADS
A CAR IS FOR TRANSPORTATION NOT A MOBILE FUCKING OFFICE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE DOING THE FOLLOWING WHILE DRIVING
1> BABBLING ABOUT YOUR LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE TO YOUR FRIENDS, RELATIVES, THE WORLD AT LARGE WHILE DRIVING
2> TEXTING!!! FOR THE SAKE OF FUCK. IF IT'S TOO DAMN HARD TO JUST CALL THE PERSON YOU'RE ATTEMPTING TO TALK TO THEN PULL THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD.
3> CHECKING YOUR EMAIL SEE ABOVE
I was almost hit and/or run off the road 6 times today on my way home from work by idiot drivers that either didn't know or didn't give a shit that there are other people around them trying to get home alive, never mind in one piece.
For those that don't know I live literally less than 10 miles from the office.
this means that I was almost run off the road or killed once for every 1.6 miles of my commute.
if you happen to be driving while talking on your phone and hear a thump (cause I'm pretty fucking sure you're not seeing me) it was me kicking the door of your car. you people had better be damned happy I don't own a gun
IF YOU REALLY MUST TALK ON THE PHONE EVERY GODDAMNED HOUR OF THE FUCKING DAY THEN GET OFF MY ROADS
A CAR IS FOR TRANSPORTATION NOT A MOBILE FUCKING OFFICE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE DOING THE FOLLOWING WHILE DRIVING
1> BABBLING ABOUT YOUR LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE TO YOUR FRIENDS, RELATIVES, THE WORLD AT LARGE WHILE DRIVING
2> TEXTING!!! FOR THE SAKE OF FUCK. IF IT'S TOO DAMN HARD TO JUST CALL THE PERSON YOU'RE ATTEMPTING TO TALK TO THEN PULL THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD.
3> CHECKING YOUR EMAIL SEE ABOVE
I was almost hit and/or run off the road 6 times today on my way home from work by idiot drivers that either didn't know or didn't give a shit that there are other people around them trying to get home alive, never mind in one piece.
For those that don't know I live literally less than 10 miles from the office.
this means that I was almost run off the road or killed once for every 1.6 miles of my commute.
if you happen to be driving while talking on your phone and hear a thump (cause I'm pretty fucking sure you're not seeing me) it was me kicking the door of your car. you people had better be damned happy I don't own a gun